What's your favorite George W. Bush war theme?
"Iran (So Far Away)", Flock of Seagulls
9(19.6%)
"Iraq the Casbah", the Clash
6(13.0%)
"Black North Korea", Ice Cube
1(2.2%)
"Desperate But Not Syria's", Adam Ant
6(13.0%)
"Afghani Stan", Eminem
2(4.3%)
"A Groovy Q'aeda Love", the Mindbenders
5(10.9%)
"France in My Pants", Sparks
3(6.5%)
"River of Jordan", the Carter Family
2(4.3%)
"Lebanon a Prayer", Bon Jovi
9(19.6%)
"Brokedown Palestine", the Grateful Dead
3(6.5%)
What is your preferred manifestation of time?
the intellectual structure by which humans sequence events, quantify their duration, and compare the motion of objects
15(32.6%)
the physical dimension in which events occur in sequence
5(10.9%)
the weekly news magazine
0(0.0%)
the dance-pop band fronted by Morris Day
9(19.6%)
the 1973 Pink Floyd song off "Dark Side of the Moon"
5(10.9%)
the French bicycle manufacturer
1(2.2%)
the Triumphant Institute of Management Education
0(0.0%)
the Internet protocol defined in RFC 868
1(2.2%)
the notational convention in music used to specify number of beats per measure
5(10.9%)
the aromatic perennial herbaceous plant
5(10.9%)
What rhetorical figures have you used in the last 24 hours?
litotes
0(0.0%)
asteismus
0(0.0%)
non sequitur
7(14.9%)
tautology
0(0.0%)
antiphrasis
0(0.0%)
neologism
2(4.3%)
synecdoche
0(0.0%)
meiosis
0(0.0%)
apophasis
0(0.0%)
merism
0(0.0%)
aposiopesis
0(0.0%)
enthymeme
0(0.0%)
anacoenosis
0(0.0%)
hypophora
0(0.0%)
what in God's name are you talking about?
10(21.3%)
I wish I was in the land of cotton.
Old times there are not forgotten.
9(19.6%)
Bourbon there will make you sotten.
13(28.3%)
Welfare checks the state's alottin'.
0(0.0%)
Their racism's really rotten.
13(28.3%)
You seem more unhinged than usual today, Leonard.
11(23.9%)
What's your favorite TV Guide misprint issue?
