Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Three Little Words

As some of you may know, I'm heading up to the Big D this weekend for the Texas State Fair. Details are still sketchy, but there is one thing I feel I must see. Saturday, at 3PM, in the West Pavilion, there is a zebu costume contest.

Are you hearing me, dun? A ZEBU COSTUME CONTEST. I'm pretty sure this is (a) why the terrorists hate us and (b) awesome.

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