Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Another Monday, another Monday poll

What better way to slide back into routine than with another asinine poll?

Poll #1064151 Fairness in Polling

What did the letters in President Ford's "WIN" initiative stand for?

Whip Inflation Now
13(22.8%)
Wizard In Nutria
1(1.8%)
We Inspire Nonsense
2(3.5%)
Weather Information Network
0(0.0%)
Western Initiative for Neocolonialism
0(0.0%)
West Is North
2(3.5%)
Why Include Nixon?
1(1.8%)
West Indian Nation
0(0.0%)
Win-(w)in-(wi)n
4(7.0%)
Well I Never
11(19.3%)
Worsening Illness News
1(1.8%)
Whack Indira's Nose
0(0.0%)
Ford Can't Spell
2(3.5%)
It didn't stand for anything, it was just a general exhortation to acheive
4(7.0%)
Isn't it about, oh, 33 years too late for WIN jokes?
16(28.1%)

Which of the following fair foods would you eat if given the opportunity?

fried banana pudding
0(0.0%)
deep-fried Frito chili pie
0(0.0%)
fried latte
0(0.0%)
fried Coca-Cola
0(0.0%)
alligator sausage
0(0.0%)
pork chop on a stick
0(0.0%)
peach cobbler on a stick
0(0.0%)
tater twist with melted blue cheese
2(3.5%)
cajun fried okra
1(1.8%)
big ol' turkey leg
0(0.0%)
donkey tail
0(0.0%)
deep fried guacamole bites
0(0.0%)
fried pickle
1(1.8%)
tamale balls
0(0.0%)
I think I'd rather just shoot myself, thanks
3(5.3%)

Which "Metalocalypse" character are you?

I am like Nathan Explosion, because I am an incoherent alcoholic
7(14.6%)
I am like Skwisgaar Skwigelf, because no one knows what I am talking about and all I can think of is guitars
10(20.8%)
I am like Toki Wartooth, because I am childlike and have a bad mustache and people mock me
12(25.0%)
I am like William Murderface, because I am a sociopath with a speech impediment
3(6.2%)
I am like Pickles, because I used to front a glam-rock bank from Wisconsin
16(33.3%)

I sang out loud the entire drive from Dallas to San Antonio. Is this crazy?

It's crazy.
5(9.1%)
It's not crazy.
38(69.1%)
It's not crazy, but it's stupid.
5(9.1%)
It's not crazy, but it's stupid AND lame.
3(5.5%)
I will never, ever stop making fun of you for this.
4(7.3%)

If you were trying to convince alien warlords to eradicate all life on Earth, what would be your Exhibit A?

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