Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Proposed test items

1. Ben rides his __________.

(a) bike
(b) house
(c) lightning
(d) sister

2. Joan ________ the box off the floor.

(a) lifts
(b) drops
(c) wills
(d) shames

3. The girl _______ an interesting animal.

(a) finds
(b) answers
(c) eats
(d) is

4. The team puts together a warm _______ to sleep in.

(a) shelter
(b) market
(c) milk
(d) shit

5. He has two _______.

(a) feet
(b) mortgages
(c) testicles
(d) mommies

6. Anna tells many _______ about her family.

(a) stories
(b) people
(c) Cozy Powell’s Hammer anecdotes
(d) whoppers

7. My grandmother _______ to the United States in 1957.

(a) came
(b) emigrated
(c) was deported
(d) flipped the bird

8. I _________ lunch at the school every day.

(a) eat
(b) have
(c) shun
(d) hate

9. Last year, my family _______ Christmas in New York.

(a) spent
(b) missed
(c) argued during
(d) ruined

10. At the end of the day, Vladimir feels ________.

(a) sad
(b) angry
(c) his oats
(d) Hitler

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