Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Tuesday Pollin'

Delayed due to the Injun-killin' holiday. Sorry.

Poll #1068476 Weakened Edition

Why are there so many goddamn ants in my house all of the sudden?

You are slovenly
4(7.5%)
You secrete irresistable ant pheremones
6(11.3%)
It's the start of ant 'indoor season'
7(13.2%)
You are made of sugar
13(24.5%)
They have followed you from your office, which is also infested with ants
2(3.8%)
"Phase IV" is coming all too true
4(7.5%)
They're waging war against all the other insect species in your apartment
4(7.5%)
They are looking for uncles HAW HAW HAW
4(7.5%)
It's because you're a crumb HAW HAW HAW
2(3.8%)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAH
7(13.2%)

Select your preferred sleep aids.

warm milk
1(2.0%)
sensory deprivation
0(0.0%)
booze
1(2.0%)
weed
0(0.0%)
pills
0(0.0%)
working myself to exhaustion
0(0.0%)
exercise
0(0.0%)
fucking
1(2.0%)
masturbation
0(0.0%)
apnea
0(0.0%)
boredom
1(2.0%)
La-Z-Boy
0(0.0%)
overeating
0(0.0%)
hippie shit
0(0.0%)
other (see Comments)
1(2.0%)

What was the most depressing thing I read this weekend?

Naomi Klein's article in "Harper's" about the growth of 'disaster capitalism'
7(13.5%)
Jeremy Scahill's book, "Blackwater: The Rise of the World's Most Powerful Mercenary Army"
8(15.4%)
David Rose's piece in "Vanity Fair" about how the Department of Justice is stonewalling investigations into contractor fraud in Iraq
3(5.8%)
Deborah Hastings' piece for the AP about how Iraq whistleblowers are being horribly mistreated by our own people
6(11.5%)
Jesus, Leonard, why not just spend your free time sticking needles in your eyes?
28(53.8%)

Pick one.

speed metal
0(0.0%)
thrash metal
3(5.6%)
doom metal
3(5.6%)
goth metal
2(3.7%)
prog metal
8(14.8%)
hair metal
7(13.0%)
alternative metal
2(3.7%)
power metal
1(1.9%)
black metal
2(3.7%)
death metal
2(3.7%)
blackened death metal
3(5.6%)
deathened black metal
1(1.9%)
metalled black deathness
5(9.3%)
other (see Comments)
3(5.6%)
I would rather go blind, deaf and dead than answer this question
12(22.2%)

Submit your idea for a new national holiday to take place in August, the month of no holidays.

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