Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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An American Tradition of Briskness

I'll keep it short, because I know you all like to pretend to be busy.

Poll #1071644 Monday A.M. Poll Thing

I watched Season 1 of "Heroes" over the weekend, and I still don't like it. What's wrong with me?

You don't know genius when it's kicking you right in the nuts.
0(0.0%)
I guess you just don't like things that are awesome.
4(7.0%)
You have a problem with shows that are boring, plodding and poorly constructed.
17(29.8%)
You don't know how to follow your first instincts when avoiding things that are bad.
19(33.3%)
The question "what's wrong with Leonard?" is far beyond the capacity of a mere poll to answer.
17(29.8%)

Using the word "cunt" in a commonplace, generic identity slang, a la the Scots: exculpatory or mitigatory?

Exculpatory
12(22.2%)
Mitigatory
26(48.1%)
I don't know what either of those words mean
16(29.6%)

Why do people prefer check boxes to radio buttons?

People enjoy the illusion of choice, even when it's unnecessary
9(15.3%)
People enjoy watching other people get confused about what kind of question it is
1(1.7%)
Radio is a dead medium
4(6.8%)
Because, like, some of us don't fit into your button-down single-option plastic reality, maaaaan
7(11.9%)
Squares are inherently superior to circles
4(6.8%)

Is feeling like you might throw up a good enough reason to stay home from work?

No; get busy, fatbody
3(5.1%)
No; suck it up and lay off the Pringles
7(11.9%)
Yes; your co-workers don't need you puking on them
33(55.9%)
Yes; I don't know how you're even able to type this
9(15.3%)
My work involves vomiting
7(11.9%)

What's your favorite way to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

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