Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Tell him I'm driving, it's all right

Given that I'm doing so much more of it lately, I've been thinking about writing an occasional series on driving, and things that drivers do that upset me, because my life had no meaning until I discovered road rage. Among other topics, we will cover the following:

- Stay In Your Goddamn Lane
- Get Off The Fucking Phone
- Your Car Is Not Your House
- Drive Faster
- Rain Does Not Make Your Car Melt
- Pay Attention
- Sports Car Asshole
- You Are Bald
- Those Other Moving Things Are Cars
- I Hate You

However, I would like to lead off with this fairly obvious bit of wisdom: driving is not hard. There is no reason that so many people should be bad at it, because it's really easy. How do I know this? Because I am a good driver, and I suck at everything. So if I can do it, so can you.

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