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GOOD: I got two big checks in the mail yesterday.
BAD: I'm on no sleep again.
UGLY: I'm thinking of re-growing the 'rab-fro.

GOOD: They were really big checks.
BAD: I encountered bum shit on the sidewalk again this morning on my way to work.
UGLY: I'm pretty sure the La-Z-Boy recliner in my living room is my girlfriend.

GOOD: I like marijuana.
BAD: Marijuana is illegal.
UGLY: Threadless is having a one-day hoodie sale, but it's always hot here, and I really don't get enough use out of the hoodies I already have.

It's such a fucking brutal enigma, being me.

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doraphilia
Oct. 16th, 2007 02:52 pm (UTC)
now I really want a threadless hoody. (they spell it that way. strange)
tritium
Oct. 16th, 2007 02:54 pm (UTC)
Hey, they make kids t-shirts...
doraphilia
Oct. 16th, 2007 02:58 pm (UTC)
They also make onesies!! But they're $20, which is flat-out ridiculous. A onesie should be $5-8 and no more. it's a scrap of fabric.
tritium
Oct. 16th, 2007 03:01 pm (UTC)
Hey, apparently they have a brick-and-mortar store, in your new home town! I didn't know this.
doraphilia
Oct. 16th, 2007 03:08 pm (UTC)
chicago is the land of hoodies.
ludickid
Oct. 16th, 2007 03:46 pm (UTC)
Man, I'm totally going to the Threadless store next time I'm in Chic.
doraphilia
Oct. 16th, 2007 03:09 pm (UTC)
...and dobermans and viszlas.
tritium
Oct. 16th, 2007 03:14 pm (UTC)
Now you're just teasing me.
mrwomack
Oct. 16th, 2007 02:55 pm (UTC)
I was just looking at the Threadless hoodies, just right now! I'm gonna save my $25 - the ones I came closest to liking were just a little too precious. I guess I'm not comfortable enough with my masculinity to wear sweatshirts with pictures of adorable anthropomorphized food and cuddly monsters on them.
roninspoon
Oct. 16th, 2007 03:06 pm (UTC)
One of the things I miss most about living in Las Vegas is the lack of good jacket weather. I love wearing jackets.
ludickid
Oct. 16th, 2007 03:47 pm (UTC)
I know, man! It's already mid-October here, and I sweat like a hog that's overdue for the stovetop whenever I wear one of my many stylish hoodies. Bah.
lester22
Oct. 16th, 2007 03:34 pm (UTC)
Threadless, who supply most of my wardrobe these days, haven't had a great new design in quite some time. I was happy to see the $25 hoodie sale, but there's nothing there I want, which makes me sad.

There's bum shit in San Antone? Man...and I thought we had the corner on that market. Have you ever encountered a bum in the act of taking a shit?

What are the marijuana laws like in Texas? As oppressive as the heat? (Thank you, thank you...)

Please do grow out the 'rab-fro. For inspiration, I present another angle of my long-lost wop-fro:

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roseyv
Oct. 16th, 2007 04:22 pm (UTC)
I am in a validating sort of mood today.
I like the rabfro. I also like checks, although that’s neither here nor there. Too, I am quite fond of sleep, so I feel your pain. I do not like the bum poop. La-Z-Boys do indeed have a fatal charm, especially the ones that vibrate, although that may just be my preference. I am sure I would enjoy marijuana but, as you say, it is illegal, and I suspect it would affect me the way it did the Reverend Jim.

It is my considered opinion that you have enough hoodies for the time being, so I wouldn’t worry too much about missing the sale. Of course that’s just my opinion, but you know I have your best interests at heart.
ludickid
Oct. 16th, 2007 07:25 pm (UTC)
Re: I am in a validating sort of mood today.
My La-Z-Boy has a bunch of buttons on it, but they don't appear to do anything.

I went ahead and bought a hoodie anyway. I can't help myself. I appreciate your looking out for me, though.
roseyv
Oct. 16th, 2007 11:25 pm (UTC)
Re: I am in a validating sort of mood today.
Aw, bunny. If the hoodie makes you happy, of course I want you to have it.
roseyv
Oct. 16th, 2007 06:20 pm (UTC)
By the way, the "Brutal Enigma" reference tickled at the back of my brain but refused to reveal itself to me until I finally Googled it, and I am shocked to report that "Premium Soulsonic Megajive- The Love Them From Brutal Enigma" by 2 True 4 U ..." did not appear until number FORTY-SEVEN in order of relevance.

Also, what the hell is "sorrowcore?"
ludickid
Oct. 16th, 2007 07:29 pm (UTC)
"Sorrowcore" is a more metal/gothy version of "sadcore", which is a more weepy/emo version of "slowcore", which is a kind of alternative rock that uses really slow tempos, minor-chord melodies, and introspective/depressing lyrics, viz. Low, American Music Club, Galaxie 500, Cat Power, and Mazzy Star.

AND NOW YOU KNOW.
roseyv
Oct. 16th, 2007 11:26 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry to say this, but the very word "sadcore" makes me laugh.
thaitea
Oct. 17th, 2007 12:37 am (UTC)
I like sleep, and did some of it at work today with an adorable but nippy puppy in my lap. It's brutal being me, as well.

No checks in my mail. In fact, no mail in my mail, since i am (not) served by one of the worst post offices IN THE NATION. More brutality.

I like marijuana, but I do not smoke it anymore because I am old. Brutal, brutal, brootal.

Hoodies are nice. I used to have a blue one, but it disappeared. I have a grey one that gets me compliments. Neither are from Threadless.

Wasn't Mr Show great?
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