BAD: I'm on no sleep again.
UGLY: I'm thinking of re-growing the 'rab-fro.
GOOD: They were really big checks.
BAD: I encountered bum shit on the sidewalk again this morning on my way to work.
UGLY: I'm pretty sure the La-Z-Boy recliner in my living room is my girlfriend.
GOOD: I like marijuana.
BAD: Marijuana is illegal.
UGLY: Threadless is having a one-day hoodie sale, but it's always hot here, and I really don't get enough use out of the hoodies I already have.
It's such a fucking brutal enigma, being me.