Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Proconsul

GOOD: I got two big checks in the mail yesterday.
BAD: I'm on no sleep again.
UGLY: I'm thinking of re-growing the 'rab-fro.

GOOD: They were really big checks.
BAD: I encountered bum shit on the sidewalk again this morning on my way to work.
UGLY: I'm pretty sure the La-Z-Boy recliner in my living room is my girlfriend.

GOOD: I like marijuana.
BAD: Marijuana is illegal.
UGLY: Threadless is having a one-day hoodie sale, but it's always hot here, and I really don't get enough use out of the hoodies I already have.

It's such a fucking brutal enigma, being me.
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