Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Mondzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I used to sleep. I don't do that anymore. Here's a poll.

Poll #1075631 No Sleep 'Til Polltime

What makes you lose sleep?

alcohol
0(0.0%)
drugs
0(0.0%)
guilt
0(0.0%)
stress
0(0.0%)
my spouse/s.o.
0(0.0%)
my child(ren)
0(0.0%)
my pet(s)
0(0.0%)
my neighbor(s)
0(0.0%)
environmental factors
0(0.0%)
health issues
0(0.0%)
insomnia
0(0.0%)
overwork
0(0.0%)
the physical qualities of where I sleep
0(0.0%)
other (see Comments)
0(0.0%)
I sleep quite well, thank you
5(6.6%)

What is your favorite thing about sleeping?

Being unconscious for hours at a time without dying
21(27.3%)
It’s the one time of day where people aren’t allowed to bother you
17(22.1%)
Nocturnal emissions
0(0.0%)
Dreaming
11(14.3%)
Waking up refreshed
17(22.1%)
It’s free
3(3.9%)
The possibility of a relatively painless death
8(10.4%)

I would describe myself as

a "night owl"
33(42.9%)
an "early bird"
7(9.1%)
a "normal sleep pattern-having pigeon"
14(18.2%)
an average, run-of-the-mill supervillain bent on global dominion
9(11.7%)
required by the federal Self-Description Act of 1952
14(18.2%)

Sleep is...

awesome
44(57.1%)
wrong
2(2.6%)
necessary
11(14.3%)
for the weak
4(5.2%)
something I want to do forever
3(3.9%)
something I can do when I'm dead
2(2.6%)
an awesome gloom metal/stoner rock band
2(2.6%)
kind of a funny-looking word, if you think about it
3(3.9%)
was a short-lived comic strip by the creator of "Love Is..."
0(0.0%)
a thing you really can't appreciate unless you do it about 16 hours a day
6(7.8%)

Normally, I grace the other drunks at my office with a “Drink of the Week”. Last week, though, I was too busy, and I forgot, so I’ll have to play catch-up. What should be this week’s Drink of the Week?

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