But there's one club that has really accomplished something special in this regard. They've compiled a list as elegant in its poetry as Pound, and as stringent in its color bias as a paper bag test. This is what the sign outside says:
NO LONG SHORTS
NO LONG SHIRTS
NO BACKWARDS BALLCAPS*
NO GANG LOGOS
NO RAP SHIRTS
NO BAGGY PANTS
Wow! Somehow they left off "NO CORNROWS", but you have to admit, that is one starkly effective way to say "NO NIGGERS" without leaving yourself vulnerable to prosecution.
*: I particularly love this one, because it implies that by the simple act of turning your hat around, you magically become a decent human being who should be allowed to mingle with white ladies.