Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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The Monday Poll, Delayed

You're all going to be very sorry you asked where the weekly poll was. Just remember, it's all for science.

Poll #1081649 Dirty filthy naughty poll

When do you and your partner generally have sex?

in the morning
2(3.2%)
in the evening
26(41.3%)
in the afternoon
1(1.6%)
we vary times equally
12(19.0%)
I do not have sex, Leonard, thank you for reminding me of my painful loneliness
22(34.9%)

Your current habits aside, when do you prefer to have sex?

in the morning
10(16.1%)
in the evening
9(14.5%)
in the afternoon
15(24.2%)
I have no preference
17(27.4%)
I do not have sex, Leonard, thank you for reminding me of my painful loneliness
11(17.7%)

Consider this scenario: a couple are having sex. The male partner orgasms, but while he is undergoing refraction, he continues to engage in sexual activity (digital/oral/etc.) with his female partner. When he is once again able to attain an erection, they have vaginal intercourse again until he orgasms. They then repeat the process a third time. How many times have they had sex?

Once
19(30.2%)
Three times
11(17.5%)
I object to the question because it is heteronormative
1(1.6%)
I object to the question because it poses the male experience as definitive to the question of whether or not sex has begun or ended
8(12.7%)
I object to the question because of its inelegant construction
2(3.2%)
I object to the question on moral grounds
1(1.6%)
I object to the question for some other reason, delineated below
1(1.6%)
I do not understand the question
1(1.6%)

What is the most number of times in one day you have had sex, defined as sexual activity involving a partner but not otherwise restricted?

1-3
12(19.4%)
4-6
27(43.5%)
7-9
11(17.7%)
10+
4(6.5%)
I have never had sex
1(1.6%)
Allow me to semantically muddle this issue in Comments
0(0.0%)
Your sudden obsession with my sexual habits is totally creeping me out, Leonard
7(11.3%)

Defend your choice of preferred time for sex. Or tell me a bad joke. Whatever.

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