1. Is pizza dinner?
2. Is our children learning?
3. Does a bear shit in the woods?
4. Are you fucking kidding me?
5. You want to talk torture? I have this split lower lip that's healing really slowly and the temptation to fuck with it is maddening. That's torture.
6. Is it just me, or does waterboarding sound like something that would happen at a Disney theme park? Which, come to think of it, it just might.
7. Is zulkey sassy?
8. Only when bad people do it.
9. Is the President of the United States an asshole?
10. Only according to everyone in the world except for members of the Bush administration.