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Uncle Tue. Poll (Oh!)

I was too busy to do this yesterday. I'm very, very sorry.

Poll #1083884 Tuesday Election! Er, Poll! Time! For YOU!

Which of the following Skullbucket features interests you the least?

your increasingly abstract and pointless attempts at humor
0(0.0%)
your impotent rambling about politics
1(2.9%)
your endless whining about how much you suck
20(57.1%)
your unimpressive blathering about freelance work
1(2.9%)
your occasional tedious discussions of your day job
0(0.0%)
any post where you talk about comics, video games or music
1(2.9%)
when you ramble on and on about personal projects no one cares about
1(2.9%)
polls
5(14.3%)
this really should be a check box question, because I hate many if not all of these things
5(14.3%)
other (see Comments)
1(2.9%)

Do you have any tattoos, Brad?

No. My body is a temple. A temple with no art on the walls.
12(32.4%)
Yes, one.
4(10.8%)
Yes, more than one but less than five.
1(2.7%)
Yes, more than five.
1(2.7%)
Yes, more than ten.
0(0.0%)
Yes, and here are pictures!
0(0.0%)
Who's "Brad"?
5(13.5%)
What are "tattoos"?
1(2.7%)
Does it count if they're drawn on with a Sharpie?
5(13.5%)
I can't believe you quoted Rocky Horror. That's just sad.
8(21.6%)

If you had a giant pile of money, what living accessories would you acquire?

midget (Kid Rock)
0(0.0%)
chimp (Michael Jackson)
0(0.0%)
tiny dog (Paris Hilton)
2(5.6%)
falcon (Lord Snowdon)
3(8.3%)
python (Jake Roberts)
1(2.8%)
Third World infant (Angelina Jolie)
0(0.0%)
aggregation of large-breasted women (Hugh Hefner)
3(8.3%)
alien (Harry S Truman)
5(13.9%)
devoted cult of castrated dingbats (Marshall Applewhite)
2(5.6%)
other (see Comments)
2(5.6%)

What is your favorite Mr. T role?

Clubber Lang
7(19.4%)
Samson
0(0.0%)
Bruise Brubaker
0(0.0%)
B.A. Baracus
8(22.2%)
T.S. Turner
0(0.0%)
Mr. T
11(30.6%)
guy in that music video who throws you out of a window if you don't honor your father and your mother
10(27.8%)

Come up with an idea for an invention I can steal and make a billion dollars.

Comments

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drownedinink
Nov. 6th, 2007 03:30 pm (UTC)
My vote for favorite Mr. T role is the Bearded Lady in the sorely undervalued film Freaked.
drownedinink
Nov. 6th, 2007 03:33 pm (UTC)
And I didn't mean to answer "politics" for the first one. I love your political rants, especially when they involve a certain cranky Midwesterner with a giant forehead.

littlewashu
Nov. 6th, 2007 03:42 pm (UTC)
You can always change your answer in a poll, you know.
drownedinink
Nov. 6th, 2007 03:48 pm (UTC)
Done! It took me a minute to figure out how...

littlewashu
Nov. 6th, 2007 03:45 pm (UTC)
1. I hate listening to anyone whine about how they suck. I also hate polls for the sake of polls.

2. None.

3. Man, tons! Llamas and goats (they could eat all of my tin cans) and tiny monkeys (not chimps though, they creep me out) and cats and large dogs and all sorts of stuff. I would walk through my woods and they would all flock to me and follow me to my lake and be friendly and pettable.

Oh man, and lions! Have you seen any of the hugging lion videos? Lions are awesome huggers.

Also a spaceship.
lester22
Nov. 6th, 2007 03:46 pm (UTC)
Your comic-book writing doesn't interest me, because that is a world in which I do not tread; however, you failed to separate that from "video games" and "music" in this poll, thus necessitating this niggling point of clarification.

Also, I'm not sure if this counts as a living accessory, but I would definitely acquire some sort of peerage.
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lester22
Nov. 6th, 2007 04:25 pm (UTC)
Ah, interesting. I think that sentence could be fairly read either way; however, if asked to choose an accessory that is alive, I'd probably go with a troglodyte. Just so I could introduce myself by saying, "Hi, I'm Rob, and this is my troglodyte" at fancy dress parties.
hipsterdetritus
Nov. 6th, 2007 05:22 pm (UTC)
In which Nate, per usual, invokes semi-obscure funk songs from the early '70s
"Her name's Bertha. Bertha Butt."
lester22
Nov. 6th, 2007 05:26 pm (UTC)
Re: In which Nate, per usual, invokes semi-obscure funk songs from the early '70s
Yup, I definitely had to look that one up. Nice, though.
elston
Nov. 6th, 2007 04:11 pm (UTC)
3. An English butler! I would require him to constantly speak in the same arch, posh accent and present things to me in a showy fashion ("Your bag of Fritos, sir.") and reenact bits from P.G. Wodehouse novels.
roseyv
Nov. 6th, 2007 05:40 pm (UTC)
3: Chinese baby.

I hear good things.
tritium
Nov. 6th, 2007 07:31 pm (UTC)
lester22, did you know that the original author of DOS sold it to Microsoft for $50,000?
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