Anyway, things have been a bit, well, whoopsy-daisy in Pakistan lately.
Condi Rice is said to be “disappointed” in this result, in an oh-you-lovable-scamp sort of way, and President Bush has apparently located enough shame to actually make a few comments about his great friend Perv’s most recent slide into fascism. The thing is, it’s President Bush, and so his comments made no fucking sense.
After a few stumbling incoherencies about how much he pretends to love democracy, the Prez urges Perv to “take off his uniform”, which he doesn’t mean in a ‘hey, Captain Sexy, why don’t you take me in for some deep questioning’ way, but rather in a ‘you’re the head of the government, quit pretending you’re a war hero’ way. Good advice!
The President then goes on to warn Musharraf that “You can’t be president and head of the military at the same time”.
Let me repeat that, just in case its impact is unclear: the President – of the United States – told a foreign leader that you can’t be president and head of the military at the same time.
In other world news, worms continued to pick away at the nearly-stripped bones of irony (470 B.C.-2001 A.D.).