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Tasteful San Antonio: The Tastening

SETTING: The Wal-Mart. Express lane. 9:30PM.

CAST: Two young gentlemen and their lovely paramour; a clerk.

THE PURCHASES: Two packs of menthols; box of condoms.


CLERK: That'll be $15.93.

YOUNG GENTLEMAN #1: How much?

CLERK: $15.93.

YOUNG GENTLEMAN #1: You got five dollars, man? I only got fifteen.

YOUNG GENTLEMAN #2: I ain't got nothin'.

YOUNG GENTLEMAN #1 (to CLERK): Put the condoms back.

Aaaaaand...SCENE.

Comments

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archaica
Nov. 9th, 2007 03:26 pm (UTC)
Tasteful!
ludickid
Nov. 9th, 2007 03:40 pm (UTC)
The tastefulEST.
ortho_bob
Nov. 9th, 2007 05:09 pm (UTC)
As Rudyard Kipling once said, "A woman is only a woman, but two packs of menthols is a smoke."
doraphilia
Nov. 9th, 2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
And this is how tasteful babies are made.
ludickid
Nov. 9th, 2007 06:37 pm (UTC)
You mean TASTY babies!
tritium
Nov. 9th, 2007 06:26 pm (UTC)
Two young gentlemen and their lovely paramour

I sense a paternity test in someone's future.
ludickid
Nov. 9th, 2007 07:43 pm (UTC)
I think the paternity test will be looked back on as the high point of something that went way, way downhill from there.
johnnylemonhead
Nov. 9th, 2007 07:35 pm (UTC)
i'd say it's weird that the the gal didn't volunteer any cash, but then, no, it's classy san antonio.
( 8 SHOTS LICKED — LICK A SHOT )

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