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WHEY MAH MUTHAFUCKIN NEW YORK TIMES? MAH ASS DONE PAID FOR HOME DELIVERY SPOCE TO START TODAY, NEW YORK TIMES, NOT NEX MUTHAFUCKIN WEEK! I NEED THAT SHIT IN THE A TO THE GOT DAMB M WITH MAH IRISH BREFUSS TEA! I NEEDS THE MUTHAFUCKIN PAUL KRUGMAN'S COLUMN! I NEEDS THE MUTHAFUCKIN STOCK QUOTES! I NEEDS ME THE MUTHAFUCKIN WILL SHORTZ CROSSWORDS! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, NEW YORK TIMES? WHEY MY NEW YORK TIMES AT?

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rum_holiday
Nov. 12th, 2007 03:45 pm (UTC)
New office mate losing it already?
ludickid
Nov. 12th, 2007 04:28 pm (UTC)
The Move has been postponed until Wednesday due to technical difficulties. I just want my goddamn New York Times.

Or, as Coach John McGuirk put it:

This is a poem I call "New York Times".

New York
Times.
New York
Times?
You think you're better than us?
Us?
U-S?
U.S.A.?
No Way.

Thank you.
roseyv
Nov. 12th, 2007 05:26 pm (UTC)
Okay, I tend to let “all of the sudden” slide, assuming it’s a regionalism of some sort. But I’m afraid I must object in the most strenuous terms possible to your use of “WHEY MAH MUTHAFUCKIN NEW YORK TIMES?”

I think what you mean is, “WHEY MAH MUTHAFUCKIN NEW YORK TIMES AT?”
ludickid
Nov. 12th, 2007 05:33 pm (UTC)
I don't know why I think this is so funny
Yo Meth, hold up, hold up. Yo Meth, where my New York Times at, yo? First of all, where my – where the fuck is my Times at?

Yo, son, I ain’t got that piece, son.

How you ain’t got my newspaper of record when I let you hold it, man?

Yo, niggas came over to have 40s and blunts, kid. The shit just came up missin’, man.

Come on, man, that don’t got nothin’ to do with my Gray Lady, man. Come on, go ‘head with that shit.

Come on, man, I’ll buy you four more fuckin’ newspapers, man.
schtune
Nov. 12th, 2007 06:01 pm (UTC)
Re: I don't know why I think this is so funny
I don't know why I think this is so funny

Seconded. This post just tickles me for reasons I can't explain.
roseyv
Nov. 12th, 2007 10:09 pm (UTC)
Re: I don't know why I think this is so funny
I suspect it has something to do with the ironic juxtaposition of the ghetto patois with the implied dignity and reserve of the New York Times.

It’s a Nietzschean thing, you wouldn’t understand.
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