Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

When in polls my true love goes

If ever I could poll thee, how could it be in autumn? (NOTE: Because of widespread gulps of Haterade, the Monday poll may soon be discontinued in favor of grim cancer statistics. Watch this space.)

Poll #1087452 In pollin' days a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking

Do you enjoy the occasional internet freestyle rap battles featured here?

I love them because you are a rhymin' assassin, droppin' rayguns like Jane Wyman.
16(30.8%)
I like them because I am desperate for something to pass the time.
12(23.1%)
I like them because they give me a chance to show the work that you are a sucka punk.
0(0.0%)
I hate them because rap sux.
3(5.8%)
I hate them because they are boring and stupid.
0(0.0%)
I hate them because I do not understand them.
0(0.0%)
I have no feelings about them one way or t'other.
7(13.5%)
I don't even notice them.
6(11.5%)
You are a geek.
4(7.7%)
I am the Last Emperor, and even I think you're a geek.
4(7.7%)

Why don't you come visit me?

I don't want to.
0(0.0%)
I don't like you.
0(0.0%)
I don't even know you.
13(25.5%)
I hate you.
2(3.9%)
You live in San Antonio.
26(51.0%)
You are slovenly.
1(2.0%)
You have a peculiar, unpleasant odor.
0(0.0%)
I am afraid you would make unwelcome sexual advances upon my person.
1(2.0%)
I want to, but not as much as I don't want to.
3(5.9%)
I will, smart guy!
5(9.8%)

Does every question have to be about me?

Yes.
7(13.7%)
No.
2(3.9%)
Maybe.
4(7.8%)
Wait, you mean you, or me?
14(27.5%)
And what...wait, what?
3(5.9%)

How will history judge the Bush administration?

Badly.
1(1.9%)
Horribly.
1(1.9%)
Abysmally.
7(13.2%)
Grotesquely.
0(0.0%)
As the death knell of a once-great nation.
10(18.9%)
You know what? Given how even his fucking OPPOSITION PARTY is too gutless to stand up to him, history might just call him the greatest leader since Abe Lincoln.
14(26.4%)
The odds of there even being a history to judge him grow longer each year he's in office.
20(37.7%)

Which mythological character do you most resemble? Be absurdly self-flattering.

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