Spent most of day in heavy traffic. L!
Ordered giant meal from room service on someone else's dime. W!
Meal was mostly good. W!
Caught up with last week's episode of The Office. W!
Episode was not very good. L!
NBC's video-on-demand feature is awful. L!
Saw C.S.A.: Confederate States of America. W!
It wasn't all that great. L!
Forgot to buy kolaches on the way through West. L!
STILL NO MOTHERFUCKING NEW YORK TIMES. L!
Beat solipsiae at Wii table tennis. W!
Was unable to parlay this victory into endorsement deal, cocaine, hookers. L!
Needled Angie about harmless comment in public. W-W-W!
Angie did not burst out crying and scream "I HATE YOU, LEONARD ALLEN PIERCE!" L!
This might just be because she doesn't know that my middle name is Allen! W!
Had one of the most mortifying moments of my existence browsing through comics in a booth next to which were a number of Suicide Girls. L-L-L!
Got incredibly drunk in front of DC comics editorial staffers. L!
Got incredibly drunk. W!