Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

CRAAAAAAZY religious beliefs!

Mormonism: Jesus and the Devil are brothers

Catholicism: Mary was birthed by a virgin

Judaism: God doesn’t want you to eat pelicans

Jediism: Darth Vader is Luke's father

Episcopalianism: Joseph of Arimathea invented steam-cleaning

Presbyterianism: The Holy Ghost's favorite food is tacos

Buddhism: Avalokiteśvara + Samantabhadra TLA

Hinduism: A monkey in your hair is a real karma booster

Jainism: lookit me, I'm nekkid

Southern Baptists: dancing makes babies
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