Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Tasteful San Antonio: The Quizzening

On my way to lunch, a guy got off the elevator on the 6th floor of my building. He was approximately 5'8" tall, and weighed perhaps 135 pounds. He had long, dark brown, greasy hair, pulled back in a skull-hugging ponytail. He had a beaklike nose and a mild case of adult-onset acne. He was wearing a tan, multi-pocketed safari suit with short sleeves and white pointed wingtip shoes. He sported thin mirrored sunglasses and his collar was open to a robust amount of chest hair. He carried a cell phone, and around his neck was what appeared to be a case for some kind of optical device. He was perhaps 30-32 years old. He spoke to me in a pronounced Brooklyn accent, and said "'Ey, owyadooin."

Poll #1117870 6th Floor Dungeon

What does this man do for a living?

"day trader"
3(6.4%)
mid-tier Mafia hitman
2(4.3%)
bass player at the Tony Orlando Theatre in Branson, MO
4(8.5%)
personal manager of hair metal band who broke the Billboard Hot 100 in 1986
4(8.5%)
tour guide who specializes in "gentleman's clubs"
10(21.3%)
porn movie director
3(6.4%)
porn movie cinematographer
10(21.3%)
porn movie actor
1(2.1%)
I'm sure he has a perfectly respectable occupation, Mr. Judgey
8(17.0%)
other (see Comments)
2(4.3%)
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