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OH HO HO HO:

Dear CPAC Diamond Registrant,

We have arranged for two special events exclusively for CPAC Diamond attendees – the ACU White House Policy Briefing and the CPAC Welcome Reception. Please see attached letter and registration form.

This briefing inside the White House’s Eisenhower Office Building will feature top administration officials and will cover a range of issues. This briefing is open only to CPAC Diamond package registrants. The briefing will be held in the White House complex from 1:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. Wednesday, February 6, 2008, the day before CPAC opens. To attend, the enclosed form must be received by January 23, 2008. Following the White House Briefing, we will have an exclusive CPAC Welcome Reception for Diamond attendees. The reception will be held at the Omni Shoreham Hotel in the Palladian Ballroom at 7:00 p.m.

Space is limited to the first 180 registrants for the ACU White House Policy Briefing and is exclusively for CPAC Diamond registrants. If you wish to attend the White House Briefing, fill out the enclosed reservation and security clearance form and we’ll reserve your place for this very special event. Once we receive your registration form, a confirmation letter and area map will be mailed to you.

Again, this special White House Policy Briefing is open only to those registered as CPAC 2008 Diamond attendees.

We look forward to seeing you at CPAC 2008!

Sincerely,
David A. Keene
Chairman


Okay, so, I probably won't go to this – I don't arrive in DC until 6PM, and I'm already going to the "Ronald Reagan Diamond Banquet" that night which will have half the G.O.P. presidential candidates answering my questions. I don't really wanna leave a whole extra day early just to get a chance to ask the Secretary of Agriculture a question. But still, it's awfully tempting – the WHITE HOUSE, man. I wonder if the questioning by my fellow "Diamond attendees" will be more along the lines of "Mr. Burns, your campaign has the momentum of a runaway train. Why are you so popular?" or "Jerry, how could you pardon that jackass Nixon?".

And yes, they actually sent me a Secret Service White House Security Clearance questionnaire. It contains such hard-hitting questions as "Middle Initial?" and "U.S. Citizen? Y/N". I AM COMING AT YOU, YOU WILL EXPLODE

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datlowen
Jan. 10th, 2008 08:51 pm (UTC)
Technically, White House Compound. The Eisenhower Office Building is what used to be called the OEOB, that Victorian-looking monstrosity across the street by Blair House.

STILL.
ludickid
Jan. 10th, 2008 09:03 pm (UTC)
Hmph, that's less appealing. Do they at least have the big "WHITE/WASHING" medallion on the walls?
rjwhite
Jan. 10th, 2008 09:10 pm (UTC)
THEY ARE READING THIS RIGHT NOW.
ludickid
Jan. 10th, 2008 09:12 pm (UTC)
I AM AWARE.
mckennl
Jan. 10th, 2008 09:21 pm (UTC)
Will you be accessible for face-to-face meetings with people who aren't Republicans in the area?
ludickid
Jan. 10th, 2008 09:25 pm (UTC)
I don't see why not! I won't have a car, but I think the CPAC events are over on the 7th and 8th at around 6PM, and I don't really wanna hang out with the right-wing crazies any more than I have to. Towards the date, I'll give y'all a holla and we can charge it up, whattya say?
mckennl
Jan. 10th, 2008 09:27 pm (UTC)
Excellent! It's been too long, Pierce. You haven't even seen my new bionic face.
johnnylemonhead
Jan. 10th, 2008 11:31 pm (UTC)
are you allowed to send a proxy?
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Leonard Pierce is a freelance writer wandering around Texas with no sleep or sense of direction. If you give him money he will write something for you. If you are nice to him he may come to your house and get drunk.

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