Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

in response to assorted queries

Where I will be for the next six godforsaken months:

DATE: February 6-9, 2008
LOCATION: Washington, D.C.
EVENT: CPAC (The Conservative Political Action Conference)
CLIENT: Sadly, No!
HOPEFUL OUTCOME: Inducing a seizure in Michelle Malkin

DATE: March 5-15, 2008
LOCATION: Austin, TX
EVENT: SxSW Film (The South By Southwest Film Festival)
CLIENT: The Screengrab
HOPEFUL OUTCOME: Punching Wes Anderson in the kidney

DATE: March 19-25, 2008
LOCATION: Paris, France
EVENT: Diamond Jubilee anniversary of Le Sexodrome
CLIENT: bugger all
HOPEFUL OUTCOME: Forcing manningkrull to get in a fistfight with some pimps

DATE: April 10-13, 2008
LOCATION: Seattle, WA
EVENT: The Experience Music Project Pop Conference
CLIENT: Paste
HOPEFUL OUTCOME: Keeping audience for my presentation in a state somewhere in between 'asleep' and 'comatose'

DATE: May 18-21, 2008
LOCATION: Oakland, CA
EVENT: I.E.E.E. Symposium on Security and Privacy
CLIENT: Processor
HOPEFUL OUTCOME: Avoiding questions that will enrage network security nerds who could ruin my credit rating in a nanosecond

DATE: June 12-13, 2008
LOCATION: Alexandria, VA
EVENT: GreenBiz "Green By Design" Conference
CLIENT: New Hope Natural Media
HOPEFUL OUTCOME: Scoring some good weed, driving to Langley, egging C.I.A. headquarters
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