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Where I will be for the next six godforsaken months:

DATE: February 6-9, 2008
LOCATION: Washington, D.C.
EVENT: CPAC (The Conservative Political Action Conference)
CLIENT: Sadly, No!
HOPEFUL OUTCOME: Inducing a seizure in Michelle Malkin

DATE: March 5-15, 2008
LOCATION: Austin, TX
EVENT: SxSW Film (The South By Southwest Film Festival)
CLIENT: The Screengrab
HOPEFUL OUTCOME: Punching Wes Anderson in the kidney

DATE: March 19-25, 2008
LOCATION: Paris, France
EVENT: Diamond Jubilee anniversary of Le Sexodrome
CLIENT: bugger all
HOPEFUL OUTCOME: Forcing manningkrull to get in a fistfight with some pimps

DATE: April 10-13, 2008
LOCATION: Seattle, WA
EVENT: The Experience Music Project Pop Conference
CLIENT: Paste
HOPEFUL OUTCOME: Keeping audience for my presentation in a state somewhere in between 'asleep' and 'comatose'

DATE: May 18-21, 2008
LOCATION: Oakland, CA
EVENT: I.E.E.E. Symposium on Security and Privacy
CLIENT: Processor
HOPEFUL OUTCOME: Avoiding questions that will enrage network security nerds who could ruin my credit rating in a nanosecond

DATE: June 12-13, 2008
LOCATION: Alexandria, VA
EVENT: GreenBiz "Green By Design" Conference
CLIENT: New Hope Natural Media
HOPEFUL OUTCOME: Scoring some good weed, driving to Langley, egging C.I.A. headquarters

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oletheros
Jan. 10th, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC)
you'll be in my neck of the woods twice (dc and alexandria).
ludickid
Jan. 10th, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC)
Why can't my clients send me to New York? JUST ONCE?

Or, you know, Fiji? "And now, the Illinois Entertainer brings you a hard-hitting exposé on this year's bikinis and fruity umbrella drinks."
rjwhite
Jan. 10th, 2008 09:22 pm (UTC)
In this issue- Philadelphia's wonderful... um... Philadelphia!
ludickid
Jan. 10th, 2008 09:27 pm (UTC)
Hey, maybe the American Milk Solids Council will come through for you when they plan their annual conference next year.
oletheros
Jan. 10th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
there are worse places than dc.
ludickid
Jan. 10th, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
To me it will always be the place where they threw me out of clubs because of my shabby shoes.
oletheros
Jan. 10th, 2008 10:24 pm (UTC)
what clubs? trax?
ortho_bob
Jan. 10th, 2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
Cheetos were invented in San Antonio, my man, so why would you ever want to leave?
ludickid
Jan. 10th, 2008 10:04 pm (UTC)
Ever since Jonah got the advance on Liberal Fascism, he's cornered the market. You can't find one for love or money no more. He's like Howard Hughes and banana nut ice cream with those things.
doraphilia
Jan. 10th, 2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
DATE: Undetermined
LOCATION: Chicago IL
ludickid
Jan. 10th, 2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
Well, in October, for sure -- you ain't the only one of my Chicago friends getting married!
zulkey
Jan. 11th, 2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
oh schnapp I should have read this before I posted.
ludickid
Jan. 11th, 2008 05:08 pm (UTC)
OH SCHNAPPS

zulkey
Jan. 11th, 2008 05:08 pm (UTC)
funnily enough that's what you''ll be drinking that day.
krinndnz
Jan. 10th, 2008 11:26 pm (UTC)
I am so looking forward to you vs. Malkin, especially if we get to see the cracked-out version of the event from her end, too.


Also I may try to accost you in Oakland.
ludickid
Jan. 11th, 2008 01:15 pm (UTC)
People are always trying to accost me in Oakland.
masterninja66
Jan. 11th, 2008 08:28 am (UTC)
So when are you coming to Japan? Tokyo street fashion is hot everywhere-- surely you write for some fashion-oriented publication or other?
ludickid
Jan. 11th, 2008 01:17 pm (UTC)
Curiously, I do not write for any fashion magazines. For some reason they find it unnecessary to employ a fat man in his late 30s who lives in the most unfashionable city in America and dresses like Method Man.

That said, I would love to go to Japan someday, if for no other reason than to buy a pair of Bape shoes that aren't knockoffs.
zulkey
Jan. 11th, 2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
um, hello
October 11
Chicago, IL
watching two suckers give in to Big Marriage
eme_kah
Jan. 11th, 2008 06:56 pm (UTC)
Re: um, hello
Wait, Clarita. You're getting married on Oct. 11th? Wow!
zulkey
Jan. 11th, 2008 06:56 pm (UTC)
Re: um, hello
yep. to quote some church lady I just talked to, "Wow you're throwing this together fast!"
eme_kah
Jan. 11th, 2008 07:03 pm (UTC)
Re: um, hello
It's not some Elvis chapel drive-thru kinda thing, right? So, not too fast. Although you're the fastest gun in my email inbox. Any faster and you'll be on The Psychic Friends' Network.
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