Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

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Sometimes at work I think up imaginary bands I would like to be in. Here are some of them.

- THE RAIL DOGS. Alt-country/rockabilly band. Reputation for rowdy live shows, trashy groupies.

- MORDER. Straight-up Scandinavian blackened death metal. Finally, a chance to wear wrist spikes and sing about Satan.

- HEROIN BARBERSHOP. Post-hardcore punk band with mild psychobilly influences. Lead singer has goofy haircut.

- SUMER. Middle Eastern folk-metal band combining roaring prog-thrash with Arabic rhythm patterns. The first anti-Viking metal outfit*.

- DADS & LADS. Mixed-race psychedelic heavy funk band. Does not have any songs less than eight minutes long.

- STOCHASTIC. Buzzing, droning, pulsing industrial metal jam band. Heavier than Ministry, but more accessible than Hovercraft.

- MODERN ADVERTISING. Post-punk band with math-rock influences. Very into Wire, lots of weird polyrhythms.

- THE SHAVE. Three girls, one guy, lots of sunny, bright, power-chord pop. Very mild riot-grrrl vibe.

- THE NEW WINE. Unbearably fey, Euro-trashy industrial goth band. Keyboard player is androgynous, trilingual Eurasian.

*: I actually designed a couple of logos for this band. DO NOT YOU JUDGE ME.
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