Question 1: Shit! I meant "Fashion"!

Question 5: "Jawbreaker" comes a close second.

I got into Priest in Junior High, when I was just barely figuring out that girls are pretty, and it never even occured to me that dudes waering black leather with spikes and no shirt were anything other than total badasses. Some years later, when I learned Rob Halford was gay, my reaction was "huh." I never really associated Priest sex metal with gay sex until like three months ago. I'm seriously amazed that I never caught on before.

Seriously, I've actually been listening to Priest a lot since figuring out that he was singing about dudes. It's like listening to Melissa Etheridge once she came out.

Also: what's with everyone making up fake Priest songs about gay sex? Aren't the real ones gay enough?

I dunno, man. You have to understand, there's like five people on my whole Friends list whose eyes don't glaze over whenever I talk about metal, so I consider it lucky to have gotten this far.

Damn, I thought when you said "provide a name for a kids show &c &c" you meant one that really existed. I'm not the best with instructions. worried about this morning's medicine intake

I say 'A Prince Among Thieves' counts as a "rock opera" because I hate people who whine about Run-DMC being in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame because "they're not rock and rolllll, maaan".

Wait, do you mean "rock opera" just as films, or as "concept albums" in general?

Note that MY answers are to be considered "authoritative".

Never straight and narrow
I wont keep in time
Tend to burn the arrow
Out of the line

Been inclined to wander
Off the beaten track
That's where there's thunder
And the wind shouts back

Grinder
Looking for meat
Grinder
Wants you to eat

Got no use for routine
I shiver at the thought
Open skies are my scene
That's why I wont get caught

Refuse to bite the mantrap
Be led to set the snare
I love to have my sight
Capped everywhere

Grinder
Looking for meat
Grinder
Wants you to eat

I've held my licence
It came with birth,
For self reliance on this earth
You take the bullet
On which my name
Was etched upon in your game

Day of independence
Stamped us like a brand
Round the necks of millions
To the land

As the mighty eagle
I need room to breathe
Witness from the treadmill
I take my leave

Grinder
Looking for meat
Grinder
Wants you to eat

I should have used this one.

I need to kill petit_chou for getting to my terribly clever idea before I did

Name one single solitary personality who wants to kill you.

I've considered having "Let's Dance" as the first song at my wedding but according to the video that song is about something depressing and I don't want that.

Aw nuts, I forgot Phantom of the Paradise. That is wonderful stuff.