Provide the names of three rock operas that do not suck.
Name a David Bowie song you would consider "funky".
Provide a title for an adorable children's TV show about an aged hippie.
What was that one movie? You know the one I mean.
What is the gayest Judas Priest song?
Comments
Question 5: "Jawbreaker" comes a close second.
I got into Priest in Junior High, when I was just barely figuring out that girls are pretty, and it never even occured to me that dudes waering black leather with spikes and no shirt were anything other than total badasses. Some years later, when I learned Rob Halford was gay, my reaction was "huh." I never really associated Priest sex metal with gay sex until like three months ago. I'm seriously amazed that I never caught on before.
Also: what's with everyone making up fake Priest songs about gay sex? Aren't the real ones gay enough?
I wont keep in time
Tend to burn the arrow
Out of the line
Been inclined to wander
Off the beaten track
That's where there's thunder
And the wind shouts back
Grinder
Looking for meat
Grinder
Wants you to eat
Got no use for routine
I shiver at the thought
Open skies are my scene
That's why I wont get caught
Refuse to bite the mantrap
Be led to set the snare
I love to have my sight
Capped everywhere
Grinder
Looking for meat
Grinder
Wants you to eat
I've held my licence
It came with birth,
For self reliance on this earth
You take the bullet
On which my name
Was etched upon in your game
Day of independence
Stamped us like a brand
Round the necks of millions
To the land
As the mighty eagle
I need room to breathe
Witness from the treadmill
I take my leave
Grinder
Looking for meat
Grinder
Wants you to eat