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Provide the names of three rock operas that do not suck.

Name a David Bowie song you would consider "funky".

Provide a title for an adorable children's TV show about an aged hippie.

What was that one movie? You know the one I mean.

What is the gayest Judas Priest song?

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masterninja66
Jan. 22nd, 2008 10:04 pm (UTC)
Question 1: Shit! I meant "Fashion"!

Question 5: "Jawbreaker" comes a close second.

I got into Priest in Junior High, when I was just barely figuring out that girls are pretty, and it never even occured to me that dudes waering black leather with spikes and no shirt were anything other than total badasses. Some years later, when I learned Rob Halford was gay, my reaction was "huh." I never really associated Priest sex metal with gay sex until like three months ago. I'm seriously amazed that I never caught on before.
ludickid
Jan. 23rd, 2008 02:27 am (UTC)
Believe me, man, you are SO NOT ALONE in this. Possibly the most bewildering thing I have ever encountered in 25 years of listening to metal is how completely oblivious to Rob Halford's unbelievably obvious gayness were most of his fans.
masterninja66
Jan. 23rd, 2008 06:15 am (UTC)
Not that there's anything wrong with it...
Seriously, I've actually been listening to Priest a lot since figuring out that he was singing about dudes. It's like listening to Melissa Etheridge once she came out.

Also: what's with everyone making up fake Priest songs about gay sex? Aren't the real ones gay enough?
masterninja66
Jan. 23rd, 2008 09:31 am (UTC)
Re: Not that there's anything wrong with it...
I mean, seriously, there's an AC/DC reference in there. Do your Friends not know the difference?
(Anonymous)
Jan. 23rd, 2008 12:41 pm (UTC)
Re: Not that there's anything wrong with it...
I dunno, man. You have to understand, there's like five people on my whole Friends list whose eyes don't glaze over whenever I talk about metal, so I consider it lucky to have gotten this far.
yuriverse
Jan. 22nd, 2008 10:08 pm (UTC)
Damn, I thought when you said "provide a name for a kids show &c &c" you meant one that really existed. I'm not the best with instructions. worried about this morning's medicine intake
hipsterdetritus
Jan. 22nd, 2008 10:49 pm (UTC)
I say 'A Prince Among Thieves' counts as a "rock opera" because I hate people who whine about Run-DMC being in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame because "they're not rock and rolllll, maaan".
ludickid
Jan. 23rd, 2008 02:27 am (UTC)
I agree -- if my list was more than three, I'd surely have included that one. I Phantom, too.
jtron
Jan. 22nd, 2008 11:00 pm (UTC)
Wait, do you mean "rock opera" just as films, or as "concept albums" in general?
ludickid
Jan. 23rd, 2008 02:28 am (UTC)
The latter.
caprinus
Jan. 22nd, 2008 11:29 pm (UTC)
Note that MY answers are to be considered "authoritative".
secondperiod
Jan. 23rd, 2008 12:49 am (UTC)
My answers are the best.
ludickid
Jan. 23rd, 2008 02:28 am (UTC)
You have isolated the most pederastic Priest song, but not necessarily the gayest.
thehighhat
Jan. 23rd, 2008 01:50 am (UTC)
Never straight and narrow
I wont keep in time
Tend to burn the arrow
Out of the line

Been inclined to wander
Off the beaten track
That's where there's thunder
And the wind shouts back

Grinder
Looking for meat
Grinder
Wants you to eat

Got no use for routine
I shiver at the thought
Open skies are my scene
That's why I wont get caught

Refuse to bite the mantrap
Be led to set the snare
I love to have my sight
Capped everywhere

Grinder
Looking for meat
Grinder
Wants you to eat

I've held my licence
It came with birth,
For self reliance on this earth
You take the bullet
On which my name
Was etched upon in your game

Day of independence
Stamped us like a brand
Round the necks of millions
To the land

As the mighty eagle
I need room to breathe
Witness from the treadmill
I take my leave

Grinder
Looking for meat
Grinder
Wants you to eat
subversivegrrl
Jan. 23rd, 2008 02:13 am (UTC)
Oh, that's good.
ludickid
Jan. 23rd, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
I gotta admit, you make a good case.
andyaxel
Jan. 23rd, 2008 03:06 am (UTC)
The incongruity of the avatar combined with those lyrics...
thehighhat
Jan. 23rd, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
I should have used this one.
zulkey
Jan. 23rd, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
I need to kill petit_chou for getting to my terribly clever idea before I did
petit_chou
Jan. 23rd, 2008 07:16 pm (UTC)
Maaaaaan, get in line, Zulkey. There are plenty of people who wanna kill me already queued up.
ludickid
Jan. 23rd, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
You's a liar, Heather Chou
Name one single solitary personality who wants to kill you.
zulkey
Jan. 23rd, 2008 02:31 am (UTC)
I've considered having "Let's Dance" as the first song at my wedding but according to the video that song is about something depressing and I don't want that.
jtron
Jan. 23rd, 2008 11:06 pm (UTC)
Aw nuts, I forgot Phantom of the Paradise. That is wonderful stuff.
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