Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Hate of the Union

Tonight is George W. Bush's final state of the union address. I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to updates on these vital initiatives from past SotUs:

- AIDS research (2007)

- banning gay marriage once and for all (2006)

- the capture of Osama bin-Laden (2002, 2003)

- Civilian Reserve Corps! (2007)

- how great it is to have free elections in Palestine (2005)

- how our economy is roaring back (2005)

- man-animal hybrids (2006)

- manned mission to Mars! (2004)

- Middle East peace initiative (2006, 2007)

- stopping those evil North Koreans in their tracks (2002)

- switching to alternative energy (2006, 2007)

- the whereabouts of Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction (2003)
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    This will be my last entry of 2016.  Next year will begin, barring some unexpected act of fate, with the ascension to the presidency of Donald…

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