Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Goddamn Three

1. I was too busy with a freelance project to watch American Idol last night. What did I miss?

2. Dave Foley was "The Great Throwgali". (Also, "The Great Ventriloquini".) Kevin McDonald was "Throwdini". His lovely assistant? "Throwdetta." Awesome.

3. I'm sure you're all as excited as I am about the album of Tom Waits covers being released by manly-voiced breast-haver Scarlett Johansson. Bur frankly, I've had to wade through a lot of these celebrity vanity projects lately, and the results have been pretty dismal:

- Peyton Manning's album of Minutemen covers, What Makes a Man Get Jock Itch?

- Cliff Burton's One (Singular Sensation), a one-man show in which he performs the entire musical that was being cast in A Chorus Line

- Who Wants To Loan Tommy Paris Five Bucks?, a new VH1 reality show starring the lead singer of Britny Fox

- Schoolly D's experimental novel, Mr. Badass Pimp in the Town of Ghettoes

- Stephen Baldwin's art exhibit, "Portraits of Dudes Who Have Asked Me to Sign Their Skateboards"

- Paris Hilton's directorial debut, What Does This Thing Do You Guys I'm Bored

- Pauly Shore's campaign to become mayor of La Jolla, CA, and rename it "Weaselvania"

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