Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

FAT GUY GOES CORPZOID

Dear obituary headliners of America,

Please consider the following for when I shuffle off this mortal coil:

- LEONARD PIERCE DIES AT 131 YEARS OF AGE
America Struggles to Care

- BELOVED CREATOR OF "OG", "OUTER SPACE NORTH KOREANS" MOURNED BY NONE

- BACARDI COMPANY TO PAY FOR FUNERAL
'We Just Want to Give Something Back to the Man Who Gave Us So Much', Says Spokesman

- TASK OF SORTING THROUGH PILES OF JUNK TO FALL TO GARBAGEMAN, LANDLORD

- RECLINER, HEAVILY USED, $50 OR BEST OFFER

- AUDIENCE FOR CHECKMATE COMIC REDUCED BY HALF

- SATAN LOOKS FORWARD TO NOT GETTING JOKES
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