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FAT GUY GOES CORPZOID

Dear obituary headliners of America,

Please consider the following for when I shuffle off this mortal coil:

- LEONARD PIERCE DIES AT 131 YEARS OF AGE
America Struggles to Care

- BELOVED CREATOR OF "OG", "OUTER SPACE NORTH KOREANS" MOURNED BY NONE

- BACARDI COMPANY TO PAY FOR FUNERAL
'We Just Want to Give Something Back to the Man Who Gave Us So Much', Says Spokesman

- TASK OF SORTING THROUGH PILES OF JUNK TO FALL TO GARBAGEMAN, LANDLORD

- RECLINER, HEAVILY USED, $50 OR BEST OFFER

- AUDIENCE FOR CHECKMATE COMIC REDUCED BY HALF

- SATAN LOOKS FORWARD TO NOT GETTING JOKES

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thisblankpine
Feb. 4th, 2008 07:34 pm (UTC)
It would be cool if you and I died on the same day, because then there could be side-by-side obits for Leonard Pierce and Eleanor D. Pierce.

It would be funny like if Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra.

Sort of.
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thisblankpine
Feb. 4th, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
I think Deepak would chant "Oprah Chopra Oprah Chopra" at climax.
ortho_bob
Feb. 4th, 2008 07:57 pm (UTC)
You missed "HE SHOWED US THE ERROR OF OUR WAYS" - MICHELLE MALKIN AND ANN COULTER REMEMBER THEIR CPAC 2008 THREESOME
calamityjon
Feb. 4th, 2008 08:14 pm (UTC)
I am personally hoping for "NO MORRIS, NO MORE."
ludickid
Feb. 5th, 2008 04:02 am (UTC)
"Monkeys, shown here eating Popsicles, are unaware of cartoonist's passing"
slammerkinbabe
Feb. 4th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
SATAN LOOKS FORWARD TO NOT GETTING JOKES

Ha!
thaitea
Feb. 5th, 2008 03:53 am (UTC)
As someone who recently wrote "corpse-choked" in her journal, I hope you cheer up.
ludickid
Feb. 5th, 2008 04:01 am (UTC)
This was meant to be funny! Not sad! Hence the presence of jokes!
thaitea
Feb. 5th, 2008 03:10 pm (UTC)
ya, I know! Here's more because I like to think I'm funny too!

NAKED BEER LADY USERPIC FREED UP

AMERICAN MILK SOLIDS COUNCIL IN TURMOIL WITHOUT LEADERSHIP
Bloody coup feared

NEIGHBOR OBSERVES 1 MINUTE MOMENT OF NEAR SILENCE


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Leonard Pierce is a freelance writer wandering around Texas with no sleep or sense of direction. If you give him money he will write something for you. If you are nice to him he may come to your house and get drunk.

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