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Four more years! Wait, what?

Jillian over at Sadly is taking suggestions for a new, realistic Democratic Party slogan. A few I came up with:

- The Democrats: Forestalling the Inevitable since 1824.

- For those who prefer a small glass of piss to a big bowl of shit...it's the Democrats!

- OBAMA '08: Let's let Congress kowtow to one of their own this year!

- Vote liberal! Or, failing that, vote Democrat!

- Every few years, millions of people swallow all their objections to their party's candidate and line up behind him, giving the party a decisive victory despite their own ideological issues with the winner. Find out how it feels to be a Republican: vote Democrat!

Also, I had this amazing cold-and-flu-medicine-induced dream last night that was basically a pitch-perfect parody of The Wire starring the cast of The Simpsons. I really only remember the first scene, which was Homer as Jay Landsman calling all of the homicide detectives together to watch him eat a huge amount of pork products, but there was also Carl as an incomprehensible Omar, and two detectives swapping old Baltimore crime stories that made no sense to the viewer, and at a certain point the story got so complex that the animators stopped bothering to draw and just laid the script pages out in front of the camera. It was a thing of beauty.

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fengi
Feb. 13th, 2008 02:19 pm (UTC)
Dude that beats my dream about Homer knocking out Charlier Rose and eventually transforming PBS in his image until sabatoged by Lisa.
harmfulguy
Feb. 13th, 2008 02:53 pm (UTC)
The Democratic Party: We're not competent either, but at least we'll sell you out to someone who is!
oilyrags
Feb. 13th, 2008 03:16 pm (UTC)
The fuck I d'oh!
This is why we need DVR technology for brains.
roninspoon
Feb. 13th, 2008 03:59 pm (UTC)
Why suffer in defeat? Let the Democrats snatch it for us from the jaws of victory!
drownedinink
Feb. 13th, 2008 05:25 pm (UTC)
Oh, by the by, I'm really sorry we didn't meet up while you were in DC. I was a bit more busy than I thought I would be that week.
roseyv
Feb. 13th, 2008 05:41 pm (UTC)
Okay okay, but nobody has asked the crucial question: WHICH cold-and-flu medication?
visibleroots
Feb. 13th, 2008 08:16 pm (UTC)
imagine the creepiness factor if flanders was omar, whistling "the farmer in the dell"?

i'm up to episode seven of this last season and that shit just stays so tight.
eme_kah
Feb. 13th, 2008 11:43 pm (UTC)
Can you please please write it?
thaitea
Feb. 14th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
You could pitch that to both the Simpsons and the Wire writers. They're probably looking for some, er, material right now...

SEE YOU TOMORROW!!
flying_blind
Feb. 14th, 2008 04:03 am (UTC)
I'll have the small glass of piss, please.

Oh, and could I have it without the "floaters" this time?
so_crates
Feb. 14th, 2008 05:25 am (UTC)
My favorite of the ones posted at Sadly, No! is this:

Democrats: We Only Kill Your Hopes, Not Your Family.
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