Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Four more years! Wait, what?

Jillian over at Sadly is taking suggestions for a new, realistic Democratic Party slogan. A few I came up with:

- The Democrats: Forestalling the Inevitable since 1824.

- For those who prefer a small glass of piss to a big bowl of shit...it's the Democrats!

- OBAMA '08: Let's let Congress kowtow to one of their own this year!

- Vote liberal! Or, failing that, vote Democrat!

- Every few years, millions of people swallow all their objections to their party's candidate and line up behind him, giving the party a decisive victory despite their own ideological issues with the winner. Find out how it feels to be a Republican: vote Democrat!

Also, I had this amazing cold-and-flu-medicine-induced dream last night that was basically a pitch-perfect parody of The Wire starring the cast of The Simpsons. I really only remember the first scene, which was Homer as Jay Landsman calling all of the homicide detectives together to watch him eat a huge amount of pork products, but there was also Carl as an incomprehensible Omar, and two detectives swapping old Baltimore crime stories that made no sense to the viewer, and at a certain point the story got so complex that the animators stopped bothering to draw and just laid the script pages out in front of the camera. It was a thing of beauty.
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