Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Sometimes

Sometimes people will say to me: "Leonard, you have not cleaned your car in one and one-half years."

There are three ways I can respond to this:

1. "That is only slightly more than a half-truth."

2. "That may be technically true, but it ignores certain minor ambiguities by which I hope to weasel out of admitting it."

3. "Physician, heal thyself."

I only use that last one when the person who said it is a doctor, and is very sick.
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