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Sometimes people will say to me: "Leonard, you have not cleaned your car in one and one-half years."

There are three ways I can respond to this:

1. "That is only slightly more than a half-truth."

2. "That may be technically true, but it ignores certain minor ambiguities by which I hope to weasel out of admitting it."

3. "Physician, heal thyself."

I only use that last one when the person who said it is a doctor, and is very sick.

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kudaspeaks
Feb. 15th, 2008 01:02 am (UTC)
You know, we all get lazy about cleaning our vehicles, next thing you know the cadaver dogs are coming round the corner.
roninspoon
Feb. 15th, 2008 11:44 pm (UTC)
Since when is "Eat a dick" not an appropriate response?
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Leonard Pierce is a freelance writer wandering around Texas with no sleep or sense of direction. If you give him money he will write something for you. If you are nice to him he may come to your house and get drunk.

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