Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator


by G.W. Bush, age five

DAY 1: The economy is okay. Have some tax cuts!

DAY 3: The economy is bad.

DAY 5: The economy is super bad. Let's have a war! That should fix things.

DAY 7: The economy is getting better!

DAY 9: The economy is great. Look at all the houses we're building.

DAY 11: The economy is faltering. Time for some more tax cuts!

DAY 13: Oh, no. We built too many houses!

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