Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

TWISM

I got my U.S.A. American passa-porta today. In it, I look like a Russian human trafficker who has just been punched in the face for some indiscretion or 'nother.

The passport comes with a little pamphlet that says on the front: "With your U.S. passport, the world is yours!"

If only Tony Montana had had this vital information.
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