Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Return of the Monday Poll!

Well, for this week, anyway. And in abbreviated form. Still, beggars/choosers. That means you, Chumpenstein.

Poll #1148205 Questions (three)

What would be the stupidest, most wasteful frivolous purchase of the following?

a Coke machine
25(33.8%)
a cocktail-table video game cabinet
3(4.1%)
a fourth handgun
12(16.2%)
a piece of original comic book art
4(5.4%)
a custom-made pair of cowboy boots
5(6.8%)
paying my taxes
3(4.1%)
wait, you already have THREE handguns? Ha ha, you are a moron
11(14.9%)
I have a much more wasteful and frivolous suggestion I will list in Comments
1(1.4%)
it doesn't matter because you aren't going to buy any of those things anyway
5(6.8%)
hookers
5(6.8%)

An American woman named "Anastasia" who pronounces it "uh-NOS-tuh-SEE-ya" is:

pretentious
3(3.9%)
perfectly acceptable
1(1.3%)
hot
0(0.0%)
crazy
2(2.6%)
how else would you pronounce it?
1(1.3%)
not actually American at all
1(1.3%)
the victim of precious parenting
10(13.2%)
unremarkable
1(1.3%)
AMERICAN WOMAN! Stay away from me-eee! NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH-NUH NUH!
7(9.2%)
oh, my God, I hate that song so much
1(1.3%)

List, if you please, the worst book you have ever read. Give one reason why it is bad.

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