Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

As long as I'm awake

A while back, I contemplated stealing an idea from the lovely and talented zulkey: organizing a reading at some hip bar of literary humor by local talent. Unfortunately, the plan was delayed because (a) I am lazy and (b) there are no hip bars or local talent here. However, it is possible that this may still happen before the end of the year if I draft some people from Austin. So I need to think of a name for it.

(Note that regardless of what I name it, it will be subtitled "Where Humor Goes to Die", a tagline I always wanted to use for the Ludic Log before I stopped updating it because I'm not funny anymore.)

Poll #1151201 the wi-fi connection in this parking garage is surprisingly robust

Which of the following names for this proposed event is the least stupid?

"Just Kidding"
2(4.0%)
"Trying to Be Funny"
3(6.0%)
"Laughing Matter"
2(4.0%)
"Some Kind of a Joke"
7(14.0%)
"This Writer Walks Into a Bar"
21(42.0%)
those are all so stupid and awful I could just die
8(16.0%)
dude, do you ever sleep anymore?
7(14.0%)

What is the best title in the Destroyer novel series?

"Slave Safari"
2(4.0%)
"Assassin's Play-Off"
1(2.0%)
"Mugger Blood"
6(12.0%)
"Killer Chromosomes"
3(6.0%)
"Misfortune Teller"
12(24.0%)
"Bloody Tourists"
4(8.0%)
"Unpopular Science"
3(6.0%)
"Dream Thing"
1(2.0%)
"Mindblower"
1(2.0%)
I'm sorry, what?
17(34.0%)
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