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Tasteful San Antonio: The Overheardening

CONVENIENCE STORE CLERK: Lucille was in here last week. She was asking about you.

DUDE BUYING CIGARETTES: I ain't about Lucille today. Today I'm all about gonorrhea.

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oilyrags
Mar. 11th, 2008 06:05 pm (UTC)
Lucille Do-Not-Ball
calamityjon
Mar. 11th, 2008 08:08 pm (UTC)
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS LET'S GIVE THIS ONE SOME LOVIN', OKAY?
oilyrags
Mar. 11th, 2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
I'm not sure I want your lovin', Jon. No offense, yunnerstan, I just don't want to upset your wife.
manningkrull
Mar. 11th, 2008 10:31 pm (UTC)
I just got here. This cracked me the fuck up.
flying_blind
Mar. 12th, 2008 02:05 am (UTC)
You picked a fine time to love me, Lucille.
blue_straggler
Mar. 11th, 2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
"Of course I love you, baby. But I don't give out my phone number. You need me, you just ask Buford at the Circle K."
roseyv
Mar. 11th, 2008 06:45 pm (UTC)
I have nothing in particular to say in response to this post. I am here only because someone on your friends list has what appears to be a picture of Kevin McDonald flagrantly cleaning his ear with Bruce McCulloch’s pen, and for this reason I must stalk him.
blue_straggler
Mar. 13th, 2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
Bruce McCulloch's BLOODY pen.

I cannot look at Kevin's face in that picture without laughing.
thaitea
Mar. 12th, 2008 01:35 am (UTC)
So, I guess the clerk and customer have more than just a clerk/customer relationship, considering the level of disclosure you endured.

My advice? Don't date that customer--he's a smoker!
moondispatches
Mar. 12th, 2008 04:21 am (UTC)
That's my favorite overheard ever.
brandawg
Mar. 12th, 2008 07:46 am (UTC)
You shut your mouth about my Lucille. We got rules here. In order to learn 'em, you gotta do more work with your ears than with your mouth.
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