Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Fun with laundry

I learned a valuable lesson last night: if you have recently had severe back pain, do not haul 300 pounds of laundry up and down three flights of stairs by yourself. I'm walkin' around like the Hunchback of Notre Dumb today.

Another valuable lesson learned at the laundry-mat was: if you are a scary-looking white trash dude with a minimullet, and you bear a disturbing resemblance to Popeye, do not have lots of children, because they will be very fat and will scream at each other tirelessly for hours at a time.

However, I must admit that the presence of the woman with the J-Lo ass ("The Woman with the J-Lo Ass" being one of my favorite Kate Bush songs) folding clothes right next to me almost made the whole thing worthwhile. Almost, except for the complete waste of an evening and the horrible crippling back pain.
Tags: diary, laffs, lay-teez

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