Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

FU VZW

Man, Verizon is totally fucking me on my cell phone for my trip to France! I thought that cell phones worked everywhere. I thought you just picked it up and bang, off you go, as long as there's a tower somewhere you're cherry! I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF CELL PHONES, I THOUGHT THAT'S HOW THEY WORKED. I am hopelessly naive.

Now I have to get some sort of crazy foreign cell phone that I will rent for a kabillion dollars just so people can give me odd jobs while I'm on vacation.

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  • HONK

    If I was to wish someone a happy birthday today, would it be crepedelbebe? You're goddamn right it would.

  • I'm too stoned to give a full accounting

    I went to Austin this weekend. As you may know, my beloved first-generation iPod, Misty II, fatally deceased herself recently, and I got a new 80G…

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    * Stringing a crossbow is usually considered a two-man job. But when one of the two men is me, the other man is unnecessary. Also, it is possible to…