Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

FU VZW

Man, Verizon is totally fucking me on my cell phone for my trip to France! I thought that cell phones worked everywhere. I thought you just picked it up and bang, off you go, as long as there's a tower somewhere you're cherry! I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF CELL PHONES, I THOUGHT THAT'S HOW THEY WORKED. I am hopelessly naive.

Now I have to get some sort of crazy foreign cell phone that I will rent for a kabillion dollars just so people can give me odd jobs while I'm on vacation.

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