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I. ME AND THE SOUR CREAM

How I reacted to some sour cream today:

Me. "That is some moldy-ass sour cream."

Me. "That shit is moldy."

Me. "Moldy like Grampaw's draws, that what that sour cream is."

Me. "It's froze, too."

Me. "Fuck you, moldy-ass frozed-up punk motherfucker sour cream."

Sour Cream. (no response)

II. IDOL

I thrice tried to write up AI tonight, but each time, Word crashed on me. Clearly it was not meant to be. Anyway, it's hard to give a fuck since they don't boot people on "Idol Gives Back" night, and it's a good thing too, because pretty much everybody was dudsville. Even Carly was pretty limp. Although I have to say that Jason "Patchouli" Castro may be the worst AI contestant I've ever liked -- he continues to sort of charm me despite being a white guy with dreadlocks who can't really sing. Plus his wacky performance of "Over the Rainbow" made me think of how much I liked Kat McPhee. If he'd have pulled out a stocking gun and shot self-flattering plutocrat Bill Ford in the stomach after his uke solo, he would have totally won my heart.

III. I LOWBALL YOUR MILKSHAKE

Boy, who loves the DVD release of There Will Be Blood? They spent a whole 29 cents on the packaging! I've gotten instructional videos on how to use kitchen appliances that were better-designed. Good movie, though.

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kudaspeaks
Apr. 9th, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
Fuckin' sour cream. Thinks it's better than you.

I read the set list for AI and I am finding something else to do with my time I think. Since you would have mentioned if this was the time Paula finally fell out of her chair and cracked her skull on the side of the table, right?
ludickid
Apr. 9th, 2008 02:24 am (UTC)
Paula was about as entertaining as she can be without falling over and cracking her egg open. She was wearing some sort of hydraulic push-up bra, and her sucking up to the handsome boys and being bitchy to the pretty girls has never been more transparent.
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Leonard Pierce is a freelance writer wandering around Texas with no sleep or sense of direction. If you give him money he will write something for you. If you are nice to him he may come to your house and get drunk.

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