Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

SHIPPED BY TYPING WORDS ON A KEYBOARD BY "FUCKNUCKLO", a service of the American Milk Solids Council


How I reacted to some sour cream today:

Me. "That is some moldy-ass sour cream."

Me. "That shit is moldy."

Me. "Moldy like Grampaw's draws, that what that sour cream is."

Me. "It's froze, too."

Me. "Fuck you, moldy-ass frozed-up punk motherfucker sour cream."

Sour Cream. (no response)


I thrice tried to write up AI tonight, but each time, Word crashed on me. Clearly it was not meant to be. Anyway, it's hard to give a fuck since they don't boot people on "Idol Gives Back" night, and it's a good thing too, because pretty much everybody was dudsville. Even Carly was pretty limp. Although I have to say that Jason "Patchouli" Castro may be the worst AI contestant I've ever liked -- he continues to sort of charm me despite being a white guy with dreadlocks who can't really sing. Plus his wacky performance of "Over the Rainbow" made me think of how much I liked Kat McPhee. If he'd have pulled out a stocking gun and shot self-flattering plutocrat Bill Ford in the stomach after his uke solo, he would have totally won my heart.


Boy, who loves the DVD release of There Will Be Blood? They spent a whole 29 cents on the packaging! I've gotten instructional videos on how to use kitchen appliances that were better-designed. Good movie, though.

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