Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Goodbye, American Woman

No, I mean it. Stay away. I'm honesty fearful for my safety when you're around. Of course I'm serious.

I always say "mama". It's slang. Like "baby". Well, that's your opinion. It's not Freudian.

How is it your door too? I pay for this place. Well, half plus half the utilities. My name is on the lease first.

I don't want to see any part of you, to be perfectly honest. I only mentioned the face first because I'm a gentleman.

Lots of things. I have bass practice, and my antique can collection, and -- well, it's important to me.

Oh, I knew you were going to bring up my being Canadian. This is why we can't communicate

Your shadow. Like, any aspect of you. You say "poetic" like it's an insult. Well, just because you got a B- in English, I...

Of course they can. I've seen it on television. Like, swirly coloured lights. Pinwheels. It was on Carson.

Yes, I said "sparkle"! What's funny about that? You know how old I am. I...what has that got to do with anything? Oh, I don't you think there's something girly about being, uh, a pain in the ass?

I know they're not literally your war machines. But you paid for them. No, we don't have any. We have National Marine Conservation Areas. I don't have to prove it. It's a matter of public record.

Oh, all the sudden I'm the racist. I'm not saying I don't like the ghetto scene because of the people who live in it. They're just dirty, that's all. Yes, go ahead, make fun. We're quite proud of our cleanliness.

It's not you. It's me. Well, partly me. Also you.

Yes, I do have to say it like that. It's for dramatic effect.

No, you leave already!

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