Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

TEN THINGS FROM TODAY THAT CAN ONLY BE COMMUNICATED BY YELLING

1. TODAY AT WORK SUCKED MY DICKNESS, MAN, MY BIGGUS DICKN-E-S-S

2. THIS GODDAMN BENTO BOX I PURCHASED ON EBAY IS FUCKING HUMONGOID, IT CAN FIT A WHOLE COW, THUS THWARTING PART OF MY REASONS FOR BUYING A BENTO BOX IN THE PREMIER PLATZ

3. I AM GOING THROUGH A BIT OF A DRY SPELL FREELANCING WHICH IS FINE I'M SURE IT WON'T LAST LONG IT HASN'T FOR A WHILE BUT I JUST PAID MY TAXES SO NOW I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THOSE SHACK DUDES IN MONTANNIE

4. THE LAUNDRY MAT IS FILLED WITH HUMAN GARBAGE

5. SOME BITCH-ASS MONKEY FUCKER IS PARKED IN MY PARKOUR SPACE

6. I WISH I WAS STILL IN FRANCE, "IN" FRANCE

7. I WOULD LIKE SOME SEX BUT THERE IS NO ONE IN MY APARTMENT FOR SEX

8. AMERICAN AIRLINES CAUGHT ON FIRE OR SOMETHING AND NOW MY TRIP TO SEATTLE MIGHT BE IN JEOPARDY WITH GREG KIHN

9. I WONDER IF I COULD MAKE ANY MONEY DESIGNING CUSTOMATED TEE SHIRTS, I GUESS THAT DOES NOT NEED TO BE YELLED BUT I AM SORT OF IN A GROOVE NOW

10. THERE IS A LOT OF GIN HERE IN WHERE I LIVE BUT NOT ENOUGH WHISKEY AND ALSO I DON'T THINK I REALLY LIKE BEER ANYMORE BECAUSE I AM AN ALCOHOLIC
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