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1. TODAY AT WORK SUCKED MY DICKNESS, MAN, MY BIGGUS DICKN-E-S-S

2. THIS GODDAMN BENTO BOX I PURCHASED ON EBAY IS FUCKING HUMONGOID, IT CAN FIT A WHOLE COW, THUS THWARTING PART OF MY REASONS FOR BUYING A BENTO BOX IN THE PREMIER PLATZ

3. I AM GOING THROUGH A BIT OF A DRY SPELL FREELANCING WHICH IS FINE I'M SURE IT WON'T LAST LONG IT HASN'T FOR A WHILE BUT I JUST PAID MY TAXES SO NOW I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THOSE SHACK DUDES IN MONTANNIE

4. THE LAUNDRY MAT IS FILLED WITH HUMAN GARBAGE

5. SOME BITCH-ASS MONKEY FUCKER IS PARKED IN MY PARKOUR SPACE

6. I WISH I WAS STILL IN FRANCE, "IN" FRANCE

7. I WOULD LIKE SOME SEX BUT THERE IS NO ONE IN MY APARTMENT FOR SEX

8. AMERICAN AIRLINES CAUGHT ON FIRE OR SOMETHING AND NOW MY TRIP TO SEATTLE MIGHT BE IN JEOPARDY WITH GREG KIHN

9. I WONDER IF I COULD MAKE ANY MONEY DESIGNING CUSTOMATED TEE SHIRTS, I GUESS THAT DOES NOT NEED TO BE YELLED BUT I AM SORT OF IN A GROOVE NOW

10. THERE IS A LOT OF GIN HERE IN WHERE I LIVE BUT NOT ENOUGH WHISKEY AND ALSO I DON'T THINK I REALLY LIKE BEER ANYMORE BECAUSE I AM AN ALCOHOLIC

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janehex
Apr. 10th, 2008 03:07 am (UTC)
WTF WTF WTF

EFF AMERICAN AIRLINES RIGHT IN THE A
ludickid
Apr. 10th, 2008 03:10 am (UTC)
NO SHIT MAN THEY DONE CANCELED MY FLIGHT BECAUSE OF THEIR ELECTRICAL WHEEL SAFETY OR SOME YABBA DABBA AND THEY ARE BEING LESS THAN ACCOMODATING ABOUT GETTING ME ON ANOTHER FLIGHT WHICH SUCKS AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPENSTANCE

FUCK THEM UP THE EYESOCKET
tamisevens
Apr. 10th, 2008 03:33 am (UTC)
DUDE I CAN RELATE FAR TOO MUCH TO ALMOST EVERYTHING ON THIS THIS AND THAT SUCKS.
ludickid
Apr. 10th, 2008 03:40 am (UTC)
TO FURTHER EXACERBATE THE SUCKAGE I WILL APPARENTLY BE IN LOS ANGELES TOMORROW AND I CANNOT EVEN BUY YOU A WHISKEY BECAUSE I WILL BE AT THE AIR-O-PORT MERELY
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schtune
Apr. 10th, 2008 04:02 am (UTC)
You've got ten things to scream about, but the delivery of the New York Times ain't one?
ludickid
Apr. 10th, 2008 04:05 am (UTC)
I GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS, AND MY INABILITY TO COUNT HIGHER THAN TWO-DIGIT NUMBERS IS ONE
schtune
Apr. 10th, 2008 04:24 am (UTC)
I got twenty one problems and my inabilty to remember whether to hyphenate spelled numbers when they are adjectives may be one
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ludickid
Apr. 10th, 2008 04:10 am (UTC)
Re:
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE WILLIE GOT DAMN WONKA, IF I KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT COLORS I WOULD BE LIKE A COLOR OPERATING ANALYST ENGINEER OR SOMETHING

I LEAVE IT TO YOUR ARTSY-TISTIC DISCRETION IS WHAT I AM SAYING
eatsoylentgreen
Apr. 10th, 2008 12:07 pm (UTC)
last night for my birthday, me and a friend went through a big bento box full of sushi. It was about 14 by 14.
eatsoylentgreen
Apr. 10th, 2008 12:09 pm (UTC)
oh wait that should be

LAST NIGHT...
littlewashu
Apr. 10th, 2008 12:34 pm (UTC)
Haha, "premier platz."
solipsiae
Apr. 10th, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
Whoah what is Eddie Izzard doing over here
solipsiae
Apr. 10th, 2008 05:57 pm (UTC)
I feel like I enjoyed this far more than I should have.
ludickid
Apr. 10th, 2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
I feel like you enjoyed it just as much as you were sposed to.
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