Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Take that Kangol off

Obviously there was some mercury in that bento meal.

Poll #1172781 A-NAT-UH-MEE!

I am a lady or a homo and I like

ass.
6(15.4%)
legs.
2(5.1%)
chest.
3(7.7%)
biceps.
1(2.6%)
face.
10(25.6%)
back.
0(0.0%)
cock.
8(20.5%)
thighs.
1(2.6%)
abs.
0(0.0%)
other (see comments).
8(20.5%)

I am a dude or a dyke and I like

tits.
0(0.0%)
ass.
2(3.7%)
legs.
1(1.9%)
face.
3(5.6%)
feet.
0(0.0%)
vage.
0(0.0%)
tummy.
2(3.7%)
back.
0(0.0%)
cock. Wait, what?
2(3.7%)
other (see comments).
1(1.9%)

If I was a jackass to a friend, and decided I needed to offer them a free shot, I would prefer they took it at my

nose.
0(0.0%)
mouth.
2(2.9%)
jaw.
5(7.1%)
neck.
1(1.4%)
temple.
4(5.7%)
gut.
26(37.1%)
stones.
1(1.4%)
rabbit.
2(2.9%)
I would never do this.
24(34.3%)
I don't even know what you're talking about.
5(7.1%)

I think the following things are fucked up as far as fetishes go.

back of the neck
0(0.0%)
armpit
3(5.3%)
ear
0(0.0%)
feet
0(0.0%)
shoulders
0(0.0%)
clavicle
1(1.8%)
tail
3(5.3%)
third eye
7(12.3%)
cock (wait, what?)
2(3.5%)
other (see Comments)
5(8.8%)

The best way to describe this poll is:

sad
5(7.6%)
disturbing
8(12.1%)
pathetic
3(4.5%)
gross
1(1.5%)
sexist
3(4.5%)
racist
1(1.5%)
classist
3(4.5%)
homophobic
2(3.0%)
allergic
4(6.1%)
malnutritious
36(54.5%)


EDIT: Aw, fuck. That first one was supposed to be Czech boxes. Sorry, ladies and homos!

EDIT 2: I don't think you people have ever been hit really hard in the gut.
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