Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Tasteful San Antonio: The Lostening

I know God will punish me for joking about this, but it's not like He needs an excuse:

There are these handbills up all over downtown about a missing woman. They say something like "CLARA HERNANDEZ - AGE 36 - MISSING SINCE 03.07.08 - LAST SEEN AT THE GULPERDOWN INN", and there's two photos. And under the photos, it says "THESE ARE PICTURES OF CLARA."

I...who else would they be pictures of? "OUR FRIEND IS MISSING, HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS OF A TOTAL STRANGER FOR SOME REASON." I'm not sure if they're really dumb, or they think I'm really dumb. "HAVE YOU SEEN CLARA HERNANDEZ? THIS ISN'T HER, IT'S A DIFFERENT WOMAN WE'RE THINKING OF HANGING AROUND WITH IF CLARA NEVER COMES BACK."

In other news, I just got my two-year cell phone upgrade, and they gave me this phone that is smarter, better-looking and more useful than I am. I feel like this guy.
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