If you are overseas, and someone asks where you are from, what do you say?
Who is your favorite member of the Gang of Four?
What is your favorite type of restricted content from the ESRB Ratings Code?
What are the proper uses for a firearm?
Tell one of your geek snobberies -- that is, a geeky interest that you have and believe against all evidence is superior to other fandoms that you look down upon.