Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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That Monday poll you like is back in style

Seriously, folks, check out the ESRB code sometime, it's a hilarious read.

Poll #1179038 It's the Return

If you are overseas, and someone asks where you are from, what do you say?

the name of the city where I live now
23(35.4%)
the name of the city where I lived the longest
7(10.8%)
the name of the city where I was born
4(6.2%)
the name of the country where I'm from
24(36.9%)
I lie and say I'm from somewhere interesting
7(10.8%)

Who is your favorite member of the Gang of Four?

Yao Wenyuan
0(0.0%)
Jiang Qing
5(8.5%)
Zhang Chunqiao
0(0.0%)
Wang Hongwen
1(1.7%)
Jon King
0(0.0%)
Andy Gill
10(16.9%)
Hugo Burnham
2(3.4%)
Sara Lee
8(13.6%)
Claude Levi-Strauss
4(6.8%)
Michel Foucault
5(8.5%)
Roland Barthes
7(11.9%)
Jacques Lacan
4(6.8%)
Singapore
2(3.4%)
South Korea
5(8.5%)
Hong Kong
5(8.5%)
Taiwan
1(1.7%)

What is your favorite type of restricted content from the ESRB Ratings Code?

Alcohol Reference
2(3.0%)
Animated Blood
0(0.0%)
Blood
0(0.0%)
Blood and Gore
0(0.0%)
Cartoon Violence
3(4.5%)
Comic Mischief
14(21.2%)
Crude Humor
2(3.0%)
Drug Reference
2(3.0%)
Fantasy Violence
1(1.5%)
Intense Violence
0(0.0%)
Language
0(0.0%)
Lyrics
2(3.0%)
Mature Humor
3(4.5%)
Nudity
3(4.5%)
Partial Nudity
0(0.0%)
Real Gambling
1(1.5%)
Sexual Content
0(0.0%)
Sexual Themes
0(0.0%)
Sexual Violence
0(0.0%)
Simulated Gambling
14(21.2%)
Strong Language
0(0.0%)
Strong Lyrics
1(1.5%)
Strong Sexual Content
6(9.1%)
Suggestive Content
3(4.5%)
Tobacco Reference
2(3.0%)
Use of Alcohol
0(0.0%)
Use of Drugs
2(3.0%)
Use of Tobacco
1(1.5%)
Violence
1(1.5%)
Violent References
3(4.5%)

What are the proper uses for a firearm?

killing people
0(0.0%)
killing animals for food
2(3.1%)
killing animals for sport
0(0.0%)
home defense
0(0.0%)
shooin' away the revenooers
1(1.6%)
firing into the air after a wedding
1(1.6%)
entertaining your children
0(0.0%)
posing with in photographs to look like a bad-ass
0(0.0%)
using as a justification for your right-wing political agenda
0(0.0%)
building a valuable collection
0(0.0%)
hammering nails when you can't find a hammer
1(1.6%)
fueling endless debate over the Second Amendment
0(0.0%)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die
3(4.7%)
making you feel like a big man
1(1.6%)
other (see Comments)
1(1.6%)

Tell one of your geek snobberies -- that is, a geeky interest that you have and believe against all evidence is superior to other fandoms that you look down upon.

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