Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Amugican Irble

- "Hungry Like the Wolf" is one of the 500 most influential rock songs of all time?

- David Cook is even boring himself. Christ I hate him. Taylor Hicks Triumphant.

- I'm confused by these Fox.com "Pause" commercials. They seem to be urging teenagers to think twice before they smoke, drink, have sex, dance, wear nylons, put on makeup or go outside when it's dark.

- I wonder if any of these people will ever actually end up in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame like Ryan Toothpaste says. Maybe! Also maybe this bottle cap from my Fiji water will also end up there!

- Oh, man, Syesha is no Tina Turner. But at least she had more fun with this song than David Cook did.

- Wow, a young white kid who likes Bob Marley. Will wonders never cease. I actually think this is Jason Castro's best performance, but that's not saying much.

- There's something indescribably sad about the image of David Archuleta sitting in his room by himself singing "Stand By Me" to a dog.

- On the other hand, way to pander with that "and all you beautiful girls" line. He clammed the penultimate note, though.

- Boy, the commercials tonight are really freaking me out. There was the "grilled cheese will cure your kids of being goth cutters" one, and then the "JC Penney presents: MILFs!" one. What the fuck.

- Ha ha ha, "Baba O'Reilly"! DAVID, YOU DO NOT ROCK. You are to the Who what Rick Springfield is to the Rolling Stones. On the other hand, the "let's cram a five-minute song into 45 seconds" arrangement was pretty hilarious.

- Way to compare your being in the American Idol top four to the civil rights struggle, Syesha. She looks great, though, and this was a pretty fine performance even if it's not a patch on the original.

- MAN JASON HOW CAN YOU FORGET THE LYRICS TO THIS? Even I know the lyrics to it, and I don't really like Bob Dylan! Oh, that's right, because you're high all the time. You're doomed, Jason Castro.

- I think David Archuleta may be functionally retarded or something. I mean, doesn't he seem kind of dim even for a teenager? At this point, anyway, he should win, but he's going to lose to that fucking David Cook. THE END!
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