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Hey, everyone, let's spot the stupid!

From a magazine feature on fun new high-tech gadgets for the mom-dad-grad corridor:

Trudeau's batter-powered pepper mill grinds as it tilts, so you can season food without pushing a button.

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oilyrags
May. 21st, 2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
should be 'grinds as it bumps'
deanarae
May. 21st, 2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
Ooo! Batter powered! I hope it's beer batter powered.
oilyrags
May. 21st, 2008 08:29 pm (UTC)
faeriemuriel
May. 21st, 2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
How fucking lazy can you be?!
oilyrags
May. 21st, 2008 08:28 pm (UTC)
I dunno, but I aim to find out!
calamityjon
May. 21st, 2008 08:32 pm (UTC)
If only I could find out how lazy I am without having to log on to the internet and order merchandise. Can't someone find an easier way?
lester22
May. 21st, 2008 08:30 pm (UTC)
I thought Pierre Trudeau was dead. And since when do the Canadians care about spices?
tritium
May. 22nd, 2008 01:16 am (UTC)
Pierre Trudeau was plenty interested in spice. Just look at Margaret Trudeau.
tawdryjones
May. 21st, 2008 08:30 pm (UTC)
What's funny, and I didn't realize this, but I must have the prototype model at home! Just last night I tilted my pepper shaker and pepper came out, seasoning my food deliciously!
conrad_zaar
May. 21st, 2008 08:33 pm (UTC)
Trudeau's batter-powered pepper mill grinds as it tilts, so you can season food without pushing a button.

Well, let's see:

- It's powered by batter.
- You can season food without pushing a button simply by using a regular shaker.
- Normal pepper mills don't have buttons.

Did I miss any?
shekb
May. 21st, 2008 08:50 pm (UTC)
No, that's correct. I got one. You don't have to push any button, but you do have to beat the living Goddamn daylights out of it.
ortho_bob
May. 21st, 2008 08:57 pm (UTC)
Fools! Don't you realise in the post-peak oil world BATTER will be the number one alternative energy source? Cars, planes, televisions and yes, pepper grinders will all run on glorious BATTER.

All hail the American BATTER Advisory Council.


flying_blind
May. 21st, 2008 11:32 pm (UTC)
If Trudeau were more considerate of his wife, maybe she'd be happy to grind pepper for him and his guests without being battered.

Try a little tenderness, Garry!
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