Now, I've never seen Sex and the City, I have no intention of seeing the Sex and the City movie, and I am not a lady. But I do enjoy winning thousands of dollars in prizes, so I thought about entering. The way I see it, my chances are about 50/50.
PRO: I live in a city
CON: It's not a very good city
PRO: I enjoy sex
CON: I do not have sex
PRO: I "dress" when I go outside
CON: I do not wear "a dress"
PRO: I am alive
CON: I do not have any friends, let alone a select group of them
PRO: I could probably fake having a Sex and the City lifestyle
CON: WHAT IN THE F*** IS A LIFESTYLE
Your advice on how I could win this contest is welcome.