COUNT 2: You went to the Grand Canyon and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
COUNT 3: I bought a can of Axe body spray, and was not molested by a hot model in an elevator afterwards.
COUNT 4: You did know what it was like to love somebody the way that I love you, and you didn't tell me.
COUNT 5: I went to Philadelphia and it rained.
COUNT 6: I got my electric bill after 9/11 just like before.
COUNT 7: You didn't have to squeeze me like you did, but you did, and it hurt me.
COUNT 8: Every time I tried to get out, you pulled me back in.
COUNT 9: You repeatedly misinformed me about the meaning of irony.
COUNT 10: I love my freedom, so I thanked a veteran, and all he did was tell me to go fuck myself.