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Sorry to bombard y'all with all these meme-type things. I can only blame how utterly bored at work I am. A certain worldofagwu has asked me to explain the following things on my LJ Interests list:

American Milk Solids Council: Many years ago, for reasons that are lost to the musty mists of time, I invented a sort of lobbying group/marketing conglomerate called the American Milk Solids Council, whose job it was to promote the sale, use and general public awareness of milk solids. I used them as a punchline, an element of jokes, and just generally whenever I wrote something that needed a reference to something that sounded both officious and boring. Recently, when I infiltrated the Conservative Political Action Caucus for the Beast is Red series at Sadly, No!, I used as my cover identity that of a lobbyist for the American Milk Solids Council, and discovered that once you mention the AMSC to anyone, their eyes glaze over with boredom and you can ask them anything you want.

defending The Osterman Weekend: I have always had a soft spot for this Sam Peckinpah spy thriller, even though no one else seemed to like it but me. When my colleagues at the High Hat decided to put together an issue dedicated to Peckinpah, naturally, it fell to me to give the picture its due.

forgotten cereal mascots: Like a lot of kids raised in the 1970s, I ate a lot of junky breakfast cereals, and like a lot of geeks, I am obsessed with trivia. When I was young, I was fascinated by the colorful mascots on the boxes, and developed complicated backstories and personalities for them; it was probably second only to comic books as my biggest childhood mania. Sadly, a lot of these cereals have been discontinued, and their often deranged mascots lost to memory. Some of them can be seen in my userpics, including the Corn Crackos Cracko Bird; Corny, the Corny Snaps turtle; So-Hi, the stoned Chinaman who shilled for Rice Krinkles; Corny Cornelius, the Sugar Corn Flakes cob; and the inimitable Buzz Corey, a spaceman who sold Wheat Chex in his spare time.

getting defensive about postmodernism: This is just something I do a lot because I'm a huge fan of postmodernism in both art and philosophy, and I think most of the people who attack it don't actually understand it very well. At other times, I get defensive about postmodernism because it's clear to me that I'm talking to someone who actually does understand it more than I do, and I feel like a dupe.

Prez: America's Fightin' Teen President, a deeply odd DC comics series from the early '70s by Joe Simon. Prez was the First Teen President and he had an American Indian best friend and a political rival whose head was a huge smiley-face button. Prez was weird and kinda awesome, and DC left him out of Who's Who, for which I will never forgive them.

tawdry celebrity limericks: Back in the day, on one of the first-ever internet message boards where I was a regular, I used to kill time by writing limericks about the sordid sex lives of various famous people. Here's one:

A curious figure, D. Hannah
She lives all alone in Montana
She sleeps in a teepee
And acts a bit creepy
And dreams of poor John-John's banana.

The Feast of Shame: I honestly can't remember what the circumstances of this were, but it was basically a proposed national holiday where people would throw a party where everyone would eat way too much, have sex with someone who was wrong for them, and then spend the following weekend feeling deeply ashamed.

There you have it. Hit me up if you want to do this.


Jun. 13th, 2008 10:42 pm (UTC)
I've been celebrating the Feast of Shame since 1989. Good times.
Jun. 13th, 2008 11:32 pm (UTC)
Continuously? Or just once a year?
Jun. 13th, 2008 11:43 pm (UTC)
The Feast of Shame can celebrated anytime, but more frequently around weddings, funerals, and finding out your ex just got married to a Republican.
Jun. 14th, 2008 12:55 am (UTC)
I miss your political posts.
Jun. 14th, 2008 01:06 am (UTC)
Aw! Well, you know, I post over at Sadly, No! now. That's where most of my political stuff ends up.

Edited at 2008-06-14 01:07 am (UTC)
Jun. 14th, 2008 04:15 am (UTC)
Freaky cereal
Jun. 15th, 2008 07:16 pm (UTC)
Re: Freaky cereal
I used to have three or four of the crappy magnets from Freakies; wonder what I could've gotten for 'em on eBay if I still had 'em....
Jun. 14th, 2008 03:01 pm (UTC)
ta for doing this - you have some EXCELLENT interests

i love the wacky jerry grandetti/craig flessel art in prez - no disrespect to boss smiley but i think my fave prez villain was the grippled vampire who pushed himself along on a trolley - have you seen "the outsiders" by the same greative team? - highly recommended:

- a really "out there" gomic, possibly even moreso than prez - unfortunately, the other simon/grandenetti/flessel gollaboration i'm aware of, the green team = a bit of a disappointment in gomparison
Jun. 14th, 2008 11:50 pm (UTC)
I think you might actually be living on a different planet than I am.

Yours seems more interesting.


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