Take it, don't bake it.
There's these widgets. Who orta make the most mayonnaise for 'em?
Them what creates 'em
25(45.5%)
Them what manufactures 'em
4(7.3%)
Them what distributes 'em
0(0.0%)
Them what sells 'em
2(3.6%)
Them what retails 'em
0(0.0%)
Everybody oughtta get equal for them shits
19(34.5%)
My answer is complexified so see them Comments
5(9.1%)
You gots five debts. Also you found a bag of money. What to do?
Pay off a big hunk on each o' them debts
15(26.8%)
Pay off one of them debts altogether
17(30.4%)
Spend it all on candy
5(8.9%)
That depends on a number of factors and also I am boring
11(19.6%)
It is inconceivable to me that I would ever carry debt, you horrible little peasant
8(14.3%)
What is the worstest thing about Barry Obama?
he is a colored
3(5.5%)
he is a Mahometan, probably
2(3.6%)
he once smoked a crack rock
3(5.5%)
he is a liberal commie socialist red
5(9.1%)
he is insufficiently vociferous against the gays
2(3.6%)
he doesn't think the war is awesome
2(3.6%)
he has the same middle name as the first name of a bad person
12(21.8%)
he drinks a coffee drink that I do not drink
17(30.9%)
his wife seems kinda pushy
4(7.3%)
he is not a lady
5(9.1%)
Say whichums is true for value=you. (Car=any automobile INCLUDING A MOTORCYCLE, you difficult fucks.)
I currently have a car
0(0.0%)
I do not currently have a car
2(3.6%)
I have never had a car
2(3.6%)
I have had a different car in the past than I do now
0(0.0%)
I do not currently have a car but I have in the past
3(5.5%)
My car is paid fo'
0(0.0%)
My car is not paid fo' yet
1(1.8%)
I do not intend to ever have a car
0(0.0%)
My car is less than three years old
0(0.0%)
I plan on buying a new car within a year
0(0.0%)
Give yo haircut a name, yo.
Comments
Re #2: There's good debt and bad debt and also I am boring.
That, or magical pixies riding unicorns.
Pass it on.