Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

LEONARD PIERCE TELLS YOU WHAT: What the Lay-teez Like to Hear

"Baby, making love to you is the best three minutes of my week."

"Can you imagine if we had a daughter, and she was as hot as you? I'd have trouble keeping my hands off her."

"I'm so glad I have you to talk to about all the things that aren't interesting enough to go on my blog."

"You're not just my wife; you're my best friend. With a vagina."

"Sometimes I wish someone would really hurt you so I could kill them."

"You make love like a really skillful hooker."

"I don't deserve a woman as good as you. I deserve a trampy loser like your hot friend Jeanette."

"You look really good in that dress. It was your mom's, right?"

"The day I met you was the happiest day of my life. Way better than our wedding, or the day our stupid kids were born."

"Baby, you're so fine, I barely even need internet porn anymore."
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