Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Adverse Advice III

As many of you know, I will occasionally offer Dear Abby-style advice on life, love, work, and home to all who ask. Recently, this feature has come under attack by those who say that all of my advice involves telling people to eat a dick. Nothing could be farther from the truth; I have often, in the past, suggested that people explore a wide range of options, including sucking a dick, licking a dick, licking my balls, and the sticking of things up asses. As for the people who accuse my column of being unhelpful, negative, vulgar and hostile, I believe they would all benefit from eating a big fat ol' greasy dick.

Having already been unfairly banned by law from answering questions originally sent to Dear Abby, Ask the Headhunter and Savage Love, I turn to you, the loyal Skullbucket reader. If you have problems or troubles that are preventing you from enjoying life to the fullest: please, explain them here. I will answer any and all questions to help YOU have a better existence.

Just no questions about Gyppoes and Bohunks or I have to cut your glands off. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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